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JackbyDev

@ JackbyDev @programming.dev

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Any pronouns. 33.

Professional developer and amateur gardener located near Atlanta, GA in the USA.

I'm using a new phone keyboard, please forgive typos.

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Unchangeable difficulty settings. Worse, games that offer you to lower it and don't warn you that they're going to lock it at the lower setting. Resident Evil Village did that to me. Last time I posted about this someone said it warms you, so I guess they changed it.

  • What are some 90s catchphrases you remember?

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  • I think it may have been very early 00s but the wazzzzzuuuuuuuup thing.

    Also the old Taco Bell mascot and "yo quiero Taco Bell "

  • What are some 90s catchphrases you remember?

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  • I thought it was 1 800 CALL ATT (for AT&T collect calls).

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  • First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

    https://youtu.be/gTWjPHfXnUE

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  • At least with Pawn Stars they would loop the items back to history a lot of times. (Don't actually remember if Pawn Stars was a history channel show.) But yeah, reality TV slop just filled so many channels.

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    Neato’s cloud is shutting down, leaving its robovacs stuck in manual mode

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  • Cheers to the first vac that didn't just randomly bump around the room hoping for the best. I don't use mine anymore because the battery is so bad by now that it can't finish properly. It does go to recharge, but it thinks the room isn't finished and tries to redo it. With the layout of my house, it basically just loops forever, partially finishing.

  • Whats the best voice acting in any video game?

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  • It's fully voice acted! If it's true that only the "final cut" has it then try it again. That's what makes it so iconic!

  • Whats the best voice acting in any video game?

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  • Are you still there?

  • Whats the best voice acting in any video game?

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  • Clearly not enough easily accessible toilets for people to not pee on the sides of buildings. If the problem is so big that you're considering designing hydrophobic pisser punisher paint you clearly don't have enough places for people to pee.

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  • This is hostile architecture. Build toilets instead.

  • Fight me

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  • Oh no my harvest is too bountiful

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  • Breeder reaction 😳

  • If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything

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  • Yeah, sports betting is getting legalized in more and more US states. It's pretty crazy. During most live sports broadcasts there are tons of commercials for it and even on the stadiums there are ads on the walls.

  • If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything

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  • FanDuel is sports betting

  • If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything

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  • I'd be surprised if none are run in AWS.

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    Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner says nobody ever told him the large SS-Totenkopf tattoo he's had on his chest for the last 18 years is a Nazi symbol

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  • Oh, lol. Good point. The unstated clause being "and not be a racist."

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    Check THIS out, bro

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  • Why that river have antenna?

  • Got 'em

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  • If water finds it's level, why is the bubble finding the level? Open your eyes!

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  • Lemmy.flat