Skip Navigation

Posts
45
Comments
1662
Joined
3 yr. ago

Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Some things come to mind:

    • Each state could theoretically name a different candidate (all that primaries bullshit)
    • No unified federal law for voting for the fucking president; each state has different voting laws
    • Parties have to be registered at a state level and ONLY Rep and Dem exist on all 50. What the fucking fuck
    • Unlimited money spending
    • The fucking electoral college. Winner takes the whole state.
    • Election on tuesday (if i recall, that's a leftover of ye olde times because it's when rural people were more likely to be around cities)

    'muricans somehow insist they are a democracy despite all the hurdles, weird laws and obvious gatekeeping that make it a very shitty republic where votes are NOT equal.

    For comparison, Brazil's elections for president and state governors happen on the same year/day (also for some senators and federal deputies, but let's focus on president). It's direct vote counting, majority (50% + 1) wins. If no candidate gets more than half total votes, the 2 better voted candidates go to a 2nd turn, which happens 4 weeks after the 1st. Election happens on a sunday and there's an electoral tribunal that handles all the logistics across all 27 states.

    Regarding expenditure, it took us a while to stop allowing corporations to finance candidates' campaigns (thanks in no small part to a supreme judge who wanted to keep that legal), the downside is that candidates with rich "friends"/families still have a significant advantage, since direct individual donations are still allowed.

  • I think we're about to circle back to circa 1000s yurop: "Now, my child, you behave while I try to sell you as a slave FREE ENTREPRENEURIAL COLLABORATOR to mr. Rich Douchebag, as that is the only way to go up the social and financial ladder."

  • Lotad has entered the chat

  • Brazil already does that, banana pizza with or without chocolate

  • As an average enjoyer of that particular flavor, fuck anyone who thinks it sounds terrible.

  • I mean, I've seen plenty of Brazilians doing that for years, too.

  • Given his... work, it's no wonder people who "befriended" him would jump ship and abandon him at the first opportunity

  • I wonder if ancient Middle Eastern (pre-islamic) mythologies not being widely known in the eurocentric bubble has more to do with translation difficulties or just a snob view of the "other"; Persian empires had extensive written records (except for the Parthians)

  • As a Brazilian, I'm deeply ashamed that I never learned about that or frankly any other native mythology (Guarani, Tupi, Yanomami, etc)

  • Pretty much every place where humans lived on for any period of time has had a devastating flood event, so it's a "no brainer" when you think about it, much like how most (every?) ancient religions saw Sol and Luna as some sort of god/dess

  • I wish people would just give away good stuff like that where I live

  • The whole idea of making phones disposable was stupid from the get go. I'd say that most mid-tier phones from 2017 should be perfectly serviceable for every stupid app being widely used nowadays. High end phones from 7, 8 years ago are still perfectly fine

    I mean, even power gamers barely need all the power that the high end phones offer, because mobile games always aim for the low end, with few exceptions.

    That fucking Apple started with the stupid shit of gluing the phone, and every other fucking company copied that shit, really pisses me off. 2015 phones could have their backs opened and the battery changed if needed, no need for special tools.

    Phones are unlikely to become open, as in owners can actually fuck around with the software and hardware as they'd like, anytime soon. A few try that, but it's unlikely to become mainstream because there's no market pressure

  • title

    Jump
  • Surprise and fear, two kinks!

  • title

    Jump
  • Her lance is bigger than yours, now what?

  • title

    Jump
  • Locksmith lawyering intensifies

  • Doesn't stop them from using it as the "reason" for several rules

  • Or go for the cheaper alternatives. Or just buy a 3D printer, so you can have beautiful, unpainted armies that'll never see any action, just like 70% of all GW models!

  • Instructions unclear, I'm crying uncontrollably

  • You need the calories for the growth spurt, also to keep up with the ninja training