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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Say there's a college grant inside, easy peasy

  • 5 years? Hm, time to get some stuff from the 90s, when the internet was a timed luxury, so plenty of emulators and roms, they won't take much space. Videos are out, some porn will have to be static pics, some as gifs.

    Also, gotta have Factorio, Palworld, dwarf fortress

  • We should test this again, but with a fridge and someone inside it for the nuclear blast. I bet that would work out great

  • The article does say that philosophy as in the Greek version, that attributes religion and myths as something for the masses, is Haram.

    The first paragraphs are literally defining philosophy as 4 different studies and then separating that from traditional Greek philosophy.

  • My case was Paraguay War a few weeks ago and I learned so damn much that school completely glossed over. What surprised me the most was just how much of a madman Solano Lopez, the Paraguayan dictator, was. You dare bring bad news to him? You bet your ass you'll be flogged. You failed to follow one of his suicidal orders? Off to forced labor camp. You didn't put him above God and Christ? Say your prayers, you'll be shot bayoneted in order to save bullets.

  • Near peers? Pretty sure there's a whole ocean separating Argentina and Britain, even if the islands where the conflict occurred were "just next door" to mainland Argentina.

  • Maybe the OOP meant the Unix kernel? That belonged to AT&T back in the 70s and, before Linux, didn't have a fully FOSS version available.

  • Punching overt nazis (like assholes that use the salute or wear swastikas in the open), in order to avoid punching innocent people by accident

  • USTelecom, which represents telcos such as AT&T and Verizon, said that "the competitive broadband marketplace leaves providers of broadband and other communications services no choice but to provide their customers with not only high-quality broadband, but also high-quality customer service."

    That's so much bullshit in so little space that I'm surprised it didn't become a black hole.

  • if you want to get insulted personally by an operator stay on the line

    20 minutes later, a robot voice - Please wait, our attendants are busy. You are very valuable to us.

  • Watching my mom do anything on the computer is a true exercise of patience. She found something neat on the internet? Open LibreOffice Writer, copy-paste the article title. Funny picture? Copy-paste it to that same doc. Youtube video? Copy-paste the video title to the doc.

    She complained more than once that she couldn't find those things some time later. I told her not to rely on titles, especially on Youtube, and to save the whole address instead. Of course, she ignored me and still saves titles and pictures in a .doc

  • Epstein-a-lago has an interesting ring to it

  • Men are always expected to "man up" when dealing with any difficulty, especially emotional ones. Western social culture (values?) is a fucking mess

  • The article goes into NO detail whatsoever: "lonely individuals have a different response to celebrities", "their perception of reality differs from the social norm", but doesn't describe how different. It says that the participants were tasked, among other things, to rate how close they felt to celebrities, but the article doesn't mention the results, not even a single "rate themselves much less close than others"

    Off to read the paper when I get the time - https://www.nature.com/articles/s44271-024-00088-3

  • I manipulated a whole family to care for me for a bit under 20 years. I believe people call such act "being born"

    Jokes aside, that I can think of, getting my ex to ok an open relationship. Ironically, I didn't go out with any other girls in the meantime.

  • I much preferred Pulaski because she actually acted like a doctor, instead of a cheerleader with a medicine degree

  • The Master has come home again

    The stupid fucker is an atheist only because he can't lick god's boots, but he can lick trump's asshole