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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • I thought that was still ongoing, what with all the school shootings

  • it will definitely improve in the long term.

    Citation needed

    There is no reason to shit on it like that.

    Right now there is, because of how wrong it and other AIs can be, with the average person using the first answer as correct without double checking

  • I'll graffiti large dicks everywhere, with charcoal and chalk if I can't get paints, as means of communication

  • Gotta pay for access to any worthwhile server

  • The worst (to me, anyway) part is that a LOT of pirate stuff will disappear if the russian internet gets gated

  • A number of times. One of the most memorable to me was when it really wasn't what it looked like. Case in point

  • I'm white, my family is middle-ish class, I don't pay rent.

  • Paris is too passé nowadays, you can't be an asshole showoff when the place is full of peasants

  • My guess is that the bri'ish family is either composed of rich assholes wanting to show off they're rich, or of scammers that still haven't got caught. Seriously, that city is a magnet for scammers to spend money on.

  • Simpler plastic design I mean. I know that beyblades were always radical-goofy looking, but older ones you could still make out most of the shapes from a distance. Newer ones look like the one in the pic, 5 layers of different whatever just on the upper part. Maybe the plastic ones always looked like that and I'm just that old, ugh

  • I thought they were much simpler back then, no?

  • But having four different coats? Hard to believe.

    It wasn't a man, it was 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat, so it's perfectly plausible

  • Itch.io games site taken down

    Jump
  • though tbh, listing all games that taken the funko brand would be a massive task lol

    That's what the brandshield "AI" was supposed to automate. Hell, I could possibly cobble some python script to crawl through itch and create a list of infriging games/devs, something that wouldn't take more than 1 day.

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    > join north korean army
    > hopes to be sent to ukraine
    > gets sent to work with infrastructure within nope korea
    > have to dig with shovels and pickaxes
    > literal backbreaking labor
    > cannot slack or officer will whip my ass
    > 100g of rations for the day
    > cannot complain or officer will steal it
    
      
  • I'd probably die of hunger or from being overworked for a minor fault in a year or so.

    I could try to create some sort of boat with a low profile, using whatever trash and wood is available, in order to flee by sea (can n. koreans even go to the beaches alone?). Supposing I actually managed to build something that works, supposing that nobody ratted me (from my understanding, family and neighbors are your worst nightmare and will rat you out), supposing that no n. korean patrol boats caught me, I'd still have to manage paddling/rowing on an open ocean for a week or more. No way I'd manage to get enough food and water for that long time. Depending on the time of the year, the sun could prove fatal. Storms are another danger that could fuck me up big time.

    Should everything work out fine (it wouldn't), I'd reach s. korean shores and turn myself in for asylum and maybe aim for a different continent. Supposing I kept my originally learnt languages, by now I'd know 3 (native br-portuguese, english and native korean), so I could try any anglophone country, or return to Brazil if I'm feeling stupid.

  • We need to train more medics in the Team Fortress 2 university, so they can shoo AND shoot vaccines at vaxx deniers

  • Maps.me co-founder tries to close down Organic Maps open-source fork - HN

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  • So, what's the point of Organic Maps or maps.me? The latter's website just say "download and prepare for adventure", like some sort of app for route preparation?

  • I've starred in 1 local govt commercial, have my mustached face in an airport infomercial (around the 40-50s mark) and have some 3-5 seconds of screentime as an extra in 2 different brazilian movies.

  • Venezuela?