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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Infinite Hotel Paradox

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  • He looks like he'd give good hugs.

  • Yes biologists use tiny tiny tweezers to change DNA

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  • I like this one:

    The Solderer

    When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham

  • If "death of the author" applied to every facet of life and not just writing and art, what's the weirdest implication you can think of that would come from it?

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  • Agreed. I didn't come here to learn, dammit! Where are my shits and giggles? Where? WHERE?

  • THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS

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  • It's turtles all the way down, young man.

  • THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS

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  • small voice Oblate spheroid.

  • What are some portable devices that smart phones haven't replaced?

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  • I inherited my mum’s first edition copies. She worked in publishing and had some great stories. She met Tolkien and Ian Fleming through her job.

    So, no, kindle, you cannot compete with that.

  • A daunting realization

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  • Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.

    Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that's why. I don't want to feed those assholes.

  • What are some portable devices that smart phones haven't replaced?

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  • Books.

    The kindle app might be convenient but it's shit compared to an actual book.

  • Mobius tape

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  • You still wouldn't be able to find the end to unpeel it.

  • Hey UK and France... Canada here. Just wondering... You still have our backs eh?

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  • Absolutely. Never met a Canadian I didn't like.

  • What was your earliest experiences with the Internet like?

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  • Playing MUDs on JANET (not exactly the internet but close enough). We played late at night on university computers knowing that this wasn't really what either the computers or JANET were supposed to be used for but it was still great.

  • What's your favorite thing to come out of Monty Python?

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  • A couple of lines from the The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order sketch.

    "Sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox. And the thing about saying the wrong word is a] I don't notice it, and b] sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster."

    TheWrongFusebox was my reddit account for... well over a decade.

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  • Print it out at work and leave it on the printer.

  • What do you think of Jamie Oliver and the recipes he makes ?

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  • I feel like he’s a kind of modern-day Delia Smith. He has recipes for almost every meal you could think of but they tend to be quite basic and often not authentic - like the time he pissed off all of Spain with his ‘take’ on paella. He’s also said and done some really dumb things.

    I’ve been given a couple of his cookbooks over the years but I think my mother-in-law has them at the moment and I’m not missing them.

  • what are some signs an introvert girl likes you?

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  • That's no lady, that's my wife!

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  • This seems terrible.

    • Weeds out a lot of people since half of Americans don’t read books at all.

    Is that always a good thing? What about people who don't read much but listen to audiobooks and go to the theatre a lot?

    • Theoretically filters out people who love this kind of tech subculture from people who are just in it for the money

    One of the best programmers I ever worked with was 'in it for the money'. He was what Goldman Sachs used to call 'long term greedy' though which meant he had an eye on the success of the project above and beyond his own responsibilities and his own code. That's why he was one of the best programmers.

  • what are some signs an introvert girl likes you?

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  • it won’t be in my faec

    face or feces/faeces? Probably makes a difference.

  • Are there any Reddit level shitposts here on Lemmy?

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  • There will never be another shitpost, on any platform, on the same level as the poop knife.

  • If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?

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  • Katamari Damacy