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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

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  • What condiments do you add to your breakfast sandwiches?

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  • Just a little brown sauce (I like Stoke's), but generally I feel like the egg yolk is sauce enough.

    If I'm not feeling traditional then maybe a splash of Reggae Reggae sauce.

  • Parents, would you take a bullet for your children? People with parents still alive: How would you feel if your parents died protecting your life?

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  • Yes, but only for my favourite child. I couldn’t take the risk with the shit-head child in case the favourite child needed me to take a biullet later.

  • Do you feel like popular media using a game of Chess to depict a "battle of wits" to be too cliche/cringe?

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  • Ah, but if you were a movie-level genius you'd be brilliant at chess because all movie-level geniuses are brilliant at chess. Up until they fail to notice a Queen sacrifice play.

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • I can take the downvotes when I deserve them, so I've upvoted you for using the downvote correctly!

  • Do you feel like popular media using a game of Chess to depict a "battle of wits" to be too cliche/cringe?

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  • I don't mind the use of chess as a shorthand for 'battle of wits' but I object to how badly written they usually are. Bad Genius hasn't noticed, and isn't expecting, a Queen sacrifice move by Good Genius? Please.

    As bad as poker. Every round of poker in movies is a smorgasbord of high value hands:

    "But can you beat a full house, Queens over nines?""I also have a full house, Kings over Jacks.""I have four 10s.""I have a Royal Flush.""I have six Aces."

    Everyone gasps!

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Ah, yes, well. The healthy bit comes straight after 'un'. It's possible I didn't read the question correctly.

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Deep-fried macaroni pie. It's a Scottish delicacy.

    • Take macaroni cheese
    • Encase it in a hot water pastry crust
    • Dip it in batter
    • Deep-fry it
    • Put it inside a well-buttered morning roll
    • Eat
    • Die happy. Soon, but happy.

    Mmm, carbilicious action.

  • What do you wish you'd have known before you started your hobby(s)?

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  • That those forensics chaps can find the tiniest spatters of blood on your clothes, on your skin, and in your hair. And people make a lot of spatter.

  • How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

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  • You missed:

    1. Steal underpants.

  • What's the dumbest/silliest reason you got in trouble for in school?

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  • I asked my French teacher what a comment he’d written at the bottom of one of my test papers said, because I couldn’t read it.

    Apparently it said: “Your handwriting is atrocious.”

    He refused to believe I wasn’t taking the piss out of him and I ended up having to ‘explain myself’ to the head.

  • Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'

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  • It's his emotional support island.

  • Can you draw us a beautiful picture?

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  • Wow, I haven't thought about Turbo Pascal or Borland in such a long time! Thanks for triggering some happy memories. I bid the turtle goodbye back!

  • How often do you typo?

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  • I'm nit!

  • Bedtime

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  • You are my favourite person on the internet today. I mean, you or your horse. But, you know.

  • If you could add one book to the required reading curriculum for people under 18, what would it be?

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  • Are You Emotionally Prepared To Die?

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  • Used to be. Since I had kids, the answer is no.

  • What song should be the national anthem of your country?

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  • Flower of Scotland and Land of My Fathers respectively), and Northern Ireland actually use Danny Boy

    Flower of My Fathers Boy, obv.

  • Do you make a grocery list, or do you just go to the store and wing it?

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  • Same.

    I have a spreadsheet of every meal I've cooked for the last three years, with a meals look-up tab that allows me to filter by cuisine, protein, carb, and then also pulls in the date from the planning sheet so I can see how long it is since I last cooked that meal. Makes weekly meal planning a lot easier, eg: I want a chicken and rice dish that I haven't cooked for at least two months, then a vegetarian pasta dish for next day. No problem!