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  • FBI Director Kash Patel was so upset about being criticized on social media that he directed bureau agents to find offending accounts and respond to them.

    On Thursday, journalist Seth Hettena found texts released by the FBI under the Freedom of Information Act showing conversations where Patel ordered the FBI’s Assistant Director for Public Affairs, Ben Williamson, to respond to a X poster with the name “Ifindretards.”

    The February post said Patel’s “retard rating just went to all time highs. Congratulations Kash.”

    Patel thought the post warranted a reply, and pressured agents to “continuously” respond with the bureau’s “record year results.” Hettena simulated how the text exchange would look on an iPhone:

    When Williamson protested that responding to @IfindRetards would “look bad” on Patel, the director responded that “it’s not about them, it is about the number of views, because people see it and need to be seeing our stats.”

    It’s quite a waste of FBI resources to go after an online troll, but Patel has been overly concerned with social media throughout his tenure, revealing sensitive information from multiple investigations including the Charlie Kirk assassination. Patel isn’t particularly concerned about the bureau’s resources, either, having used them to jet-set around the world partying and hanging out with his singer girlfriend.

    Patel only has his job because of his loyalty to President Trump, publishing an enemies list before Trump was elected in 2024. Since he was narrowly confirmed by the Senate last year, Patel’s stewardship of the FBI has been marked by scandal after scandal, and he quickly lost the confidence of the agents under his command. Right now, the only reason Patel still has his job is that he hasn’t lost the confidence of the president

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  • To lampshade (or lampshading) as a verb means to intentionally call attention to an improbable, clichéd, or absurd element in a story to neutralize audience disbelief.

    Most users on Reddit agree that the term comes from the metaphor of "hanging a lampshade" on something—making an awkward or glaring object even more conspicuous rather than trying to hide it.

    TIL

  • Fuck you no there's not

  • Methinks they were being silly

  • Sunscreen

  • Ngl, for a minute I thought it was suggesting Greenland was about to end and it was some hot-topic political statement

  • Exactly. They need an out-group to feel superior to.

  • I think the joke is she's constantly putting the lid down

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  • Sometimes centuries mathematicians have entered the chat

  • *10T + half a shiny button

  • Ah like an extension?

  • So a client like Sync et al? Or something slightly different?

  • Hung has another definition too

  • Who has front and back doors that are keyed differently?

    Well until I read that comment I assumed everybody lol

  • It's worse when it's porn

  • Fuck the Polis

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  • Quite a unique joke, I like it

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    poof

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What number is supposed to be here?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What cartoon character does this lorry remind you of?

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Slushies are ice lava

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    This product will eliminate odours in your home, but only in one plane

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    "Guess the animal I'm thinking of! Clue: it's a type of bat"

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Attacking the big problems

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Poppy seed

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    The audacity