How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But "none" and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.
I dunno, he signed a contract to be a client of a lobbying firm. That's not foolish. He's contending the firm never did the work they promised and didn't have the claimed connections.
The courts legalized corruption and the regime has made it clear they're selling pardons. It's super reasonable to expect to buy your way out of a problem like that.
My parents' terrier would give in to this dark urge all the time.
Sometimes we have to wake up and throw a tennis ball for her. She'd grab the ball and keep barking for ages, but at least that way it was like a trumpet with the mute in and we could all get back to sleep.
More than a half-dozen fuel industry analysts and officials, including some who work with retailers in the two states, told POLITICO they had no idea who was behind the effort and were baffled at how the retailer could survive offering discounts of up to 50 cents per gallon, well below market rate.
Experts in the field all seem to think it's fairly obviously not profitable.
Gas stations changed their branding overnight, the business only incorporated June 23rd, and no one can say who's behind it or who is covering these losses.
It's obviously some shady BS from the trump regime, trying to minimize the impact of their fuckups in iran.
An hour into my excursion, I have already been the subject of two exorcism attempts ... I step into the food hall, where I see a single vendor: Express Hibachi, which is an unusual name for a purveyor of personal pizzas and chicken Caesar salads
Two men, one donning a “Stand for the Flag, Kneel for the Cross” T-shirt ... “We’re disappointed,” they tell me of their fair experience. They’re traveling with a group that includes children, and they planned to scope out the scene and hopefully invite the rest of the family to come along. But they don’t see how a kid could possibly have fun here, with the lackluster attractions and the conspicuous absence of cotton candy
Like everything this fascist regime does, it's objectively shit.
My girlfriend slept with a guy at a university camp and then got angry at him and cut one of his dreds off. She told me about it as soon as she got back. I'd met the guy and thought him a douchy child, but i mostly felt sorry for him. I was a bit disappointed in her choice but i wasn't hurt or anything. A few weeks later i drunkenly kinda went to bed with a housemate who i then realised i'd been crushing on, and my girlfriend and i admitted there wasn't really anything there and broke up. When i first told her that me and elizabeth made out she was like, "Aww, go you!"
That was a real "no harm no foul" situation. Years later i went on a 3 month holiday and never came back. Everyone but me and my then girlfriend realised i was just moving overseas. She was way more into the relationship and I was too cowardly to break up. We carried on long distance until i found someone else. I broke up with her before anything happened, but she was hurt and it felt like cheating in a way that the more technical cheating above had not.
Solo is not an independant mercenary. Solo is a beefy heavy gun type.
It comes the tabletop rpg. If you make a combat character who's powerful enough to solo the enemy with minimal help from the rest of the party, that's a solo. Rocket launchers, HMG, weapons with kinda broken rules, heaps of hit points, etc.
It's all but gauranteed that undercover federal agents came up with the plan, encouraged the others to do it, supplied the cash, sourced the drones for them, then planned to arrest them for a crime they had neither knowledge, resources or ability to commit without the help of the feds.
Maybe you were having a bad day in the above linked convo, but fyi you come across as needlessly argumentative and more than a little misogynist. Tbh i didn't even see the comment where you talk about being accused of rape because your others were too off-putting for me to continue reading.
Your comments make you seem angry at women. That doesn't make you a rapist, but it goes a long way to explaining why all your friends would believe an allegation.
Maybe 2 years ago my partner had to explain to me that most people actually prefer milk chocolate, so when i buy dark chocolate as presents it's not actually appreciated.
I've always preferred dark chocolate because it's just so obviously better, and presumed everyone else did too. Finding out that most people like worse chocolate was quite a surprise🤷
My favourite light bulb joke is:
How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb? None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But "none" and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.