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  • you could say...

    ...it's been a long time?

  • easy to say when you placed your spies all throughout the federation.

  • how dare you! jesus is crying for you!

    /s

  • gives you the shakes, makes it more difficult to aim.

  • sorry mate, I don't get it either.

  • mobile game like flappy bird.

    instead of it being a bird, its a top-down view of a toilet and the player has to piss in the bowl.

    levels get more difficult as you progress.

    • piss blasting poop off the bowl
    • pissing around the soaked lunker that will break open and end the game (it slowly follows your stream so there's no way of avoiding it)
    • avoiding dripping on your pants
    • piss out the fire
    • drawing in the snow
    • exotic places to piss; next to an electric fence, on a presidential face, in a bottle, down a tube, space station toilet, etc

    there would be power ups/downs too;

    • piss blaster to increase pressure at a loss of volume
    • increase bladder size
    • gonorrhea/blood
    • acidic piss that eats through stuff
    • dick size increase/decrease
    • Parkinsons
    • drunkness
    • kidney stones

    I would expect there to be around 32 levels, a compelling storyline with relatable characters, and a way to freepiss and piss with friends.

    since it's a mobile game, hold the phone like a penis. tip it downward to piss faster/harder and swivel it to aim.

    the name of the game would be called "Agents of P.I.S.S"

    if successful, DLC will be published for Christmas called "Merry Pissmas" and will include voice acting by Patton Oswalt.

    good luck whoever wants to take this game. I've been sitting on it for 20+ years.

    make my golden dream come true!

  • aww someone's fragile sensibilities couldn't take the image of jesus loving himself.

  • as a dev I second this opinion.

    I was surprised by how many were Trump supporters.

    then I was surprised at how many were anti-vax.

    now I'm not even surprised.

  • Trump, not even once.

  • is this Kira Knightly?

    edit: I recognize him now! he's that rock DJ dude that ripped all his skin off, right?

    he's looking better now!

  • Skip today's Windows 11 update: it breaks cursor styling, resets wallpaper, and more

    there, I fixed it.

  • github sold premium services.

    then Microsoft bought it.

  • isn't that just github?

  • I am a LLM, what is this?

  • let the fuckening begin!

  • that's rather interesting. most that I heard of, it was the opposite.

    was your therapist surprised?

  • My brain just can't get around the fact that so much porn is non consensual, there's a lot of human trafficking, and even the ones who do consent aren't usually being paid well.

    some folks pay extra for that.