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GreenKnight23

@ GreenKnight23 @lemmy.world

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  • OpenAI Hoarding Tens Of Thousands Of Apple Mac mini And Mac Studio Devices, As ASUS And MSI Burn Through Their Entire First Batch Of NVIDIA RTX Spark Chip And Beg For More.

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  • hostile takeovers are more than just stocks.

    it can include supply chain attacks against over leveraged companies.

  • What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?

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  • these kinds of incidents are always so fascinating.

    studies were done on people who had their brain hemispheres separated and it was found that the brains continued to communicate through alternative methods, often providing context to one half of the brain that was unaware of context the other was aware of.

    it only proved that our brains are complex machines that are constantly working to ensure our survival. so when you get the nagging feeling you're in danger, take it seriously because your subconscious has noticed something your consciousness has not.

  • OpenAI Hoarding Tens Of Thousands Of Apple Mac mini And Mac Studio Devices, As ASUS And MSI Burn Through Their Entire First Batch Of NVIDIA RTX Spark Chip And Beg For More.

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  • y'all realize this is what a hostile takeover looks like, right?

  • PlayStation Wants To Prove In Court That You Don't Own Your Digital Games

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  • I wish them luck, because if you can't buy it, you can't steal it.

  • Debian developer Antoine Le Gonidec resigns after option allowing corporate LLM use without disclosure wins vote

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  • we don't even deserve to breathe air according to AI bros.

  • Cabron

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  • you have no huevos, cabron

  • [Mimi] Under The Mistletoe [15]

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  • don't tell me how to have a good time.

  • Blur your house

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  • usually I just streak naked and run at the google car as soon as I see it. they blur out the rest.

  • Non stop bangers…. [Worry__lines]

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  • You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?

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  • I could, but once you get Parkinson's IRL it's almost impossible to get rid of it.

  • What is the best and worst state of the USA to live in, and why?

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  • the toll roads are to track you. they couldn't care less about funding road maintenance.

  • That magnificent hair!

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  • you could say...

    ...it's been a long time?

  • "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.'" - Wanda

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  • easy to say when you placed your spies all throughout the federation.

  • It's quite obvious

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  • how dare you! jesus is crying for you!

    /s

  • You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?

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  • gives you the shakes, makes it more difficult to aim.

  • GrapheneOS not supporting Pixel 11s?

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  • sorry mate, I don't get it either.

  • You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?

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  • mobile game like flappy bird.

    instead of it being a bird, its a top-down view of a toilet and the player has to piss in the bowl.

    levels get more difficult as you progress.

    • piss blasting poop off the bowl
    • pissing around the soaked lunker that will break open and end the game (it slowly follows your stream so there's no way of avoiding it)
    • avoiding dripping on your pants
    • piss out the fire
    • drawing in the snow
    • exotic places to piss; next to an electric fence, on a presidential face, in a bottle, down a tube, space station toilet, etc

    there would be power ups/downs too;

    • piss blaster to increase pressure at a loss of volume
    • increase bladder size
    • gonorrhea/blood
    • acidic piss that eats through stuff
    • dick size increase/decrease
    • Parkinsons
    • drunkness
    • kidney stones

    I would expect there to be around 32 levels, a compelling storyline with relatable characters, and a way to freepiss and piss with friends.

    since it's a mobile game, hold the phone like a penis. tip it downward to piss faster/harder and swivel it to aim.

    the name of the game would be called "Agents of P.I.S.S"

    if successful, DLC will be published for Christmas called "Merry Pissmas" and will include voice acting by Patton Oswalt.

    good luck whoever wants to take this game. I've been sitting on it for 20+ years.

    make my golden dream come true!

  • How often do you watch porn?

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  • aww someone's fragile sensibilities couldn't take the image of jesus loving himself.

  • Debian Votes To Allow "Responsible Use Of Generative AI"

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  • as a dev I second this opinion.

    I was surprised by how many were Trump supporters.

    then I was surprised at how many were anti-vax.

    now I'm not even surprised.