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GraniteM

@ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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  • Name them

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  • I knew a guy who drove a taxi for a company in New York back in the 70s and one day he got in a wreck and totaled his cab, and a very large very Italian man came and told him not to worry about it and that everything would be handled and there was no need for paperwork, and that was the end of it.

  • Favorite internet legend?

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  • That guy that took a picture of his phone, then took a picture of the camera taking that picture, then took a picture of that camera taking that picture, and so on...

  • Bill Maher calls Larry David’s satire of his Trump dinner ‘kind of insulting to 6 million dead Jews’

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  • Breaking bread with a fascist is kind of insulting to everyone who has ever been victimized by a previous or current fascist regime.

  • ‘You Can’t Lick a Badger Twice’: Google Failures Highlight a Fundamental AI Flaw

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  • Now I'll never know what people mean when they say "those cupcakes won't fill a sauna"!

  • Trump’s Faith Adviser Says Women Should ‘Submit’ to Men in Bonkers Rant

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  • What would you do with if you had the Midas touch?

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  • Get distracted and scratch my nose.

  • What are some things people think are cool but really arent?

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  • Loudly and intrusively hating things that other people like.

    If someone likes a terrible show or movie or musician or whatever else... just let them like their thing. It's okay to state your point if you somehow get dragged into a conversation on the merits of a given thing, but making a point of shitting on something that someone likes when they're in no way harming you is just shitty behavior, and it's not going to accomplish anything.

    Don't yuck other people's yums.

  • Always

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  • IIRC, there was a study done with cats hearing recordings of random voices saying random words, random voices saying the cats' names, owners' voices saying random words, and owners' voices saying the cats' names, and then carefully measuring the cats' responses.

    The findings pretty convincingly showed that cats full well know their own names but choose to ignore the calls.

  • He's bigger every time I see him.

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  • This is actualy just statistical error. The average liter of air contains 0 microscopic ants. Ants Gorge, where the air has over 10,000,000,000 microscopic ants per liter, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

  • A fair Genie

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  • Can we put a small brain annex in my abdominal cavity to handle the additional workload? It seems like the autonomic functions could safely be relocated there.

  • Terminator apocalypse soundin' pretty good right about now

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  • Self-guided Cardassian missile that got pulled into the Delta Quadrant.

  • This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”

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  • Trump brags about making billionaires even richer

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  • If you think of it as a particularly dangerous symptom of mental illness it makes a lot more sense.

  • Star Trek: Swimsuit Edition

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  • Also keep an eye out for people complaining about "globalists" and "coastal elites" because you'll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.

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  • Star Trek: Strange New Enterprise

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  • I think he would have made a really good Reed Richards.

  • Star Trek: Strange New Enterprise

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  • Swoon.