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GraniteM

@ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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  • Rage jello

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  • Drive technology and civilization into the future without killing a bunch of people?! That sounds like SOCIALISM!!!

  • I hate golf

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  • He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

    Play golf the way it was originally intended and you'll never be confused about whether or not it's a sport ever again.

  • Looks Who's Talking: Trek edition

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  • It's a crime that Doug Jones has never played The Scarecrow in a live action Batman movie.

  • The Golden Globes every year

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  • Ah, yes, the sacred texts. I thought there was another as-yet unknown context.

  • The Golden Globes every year

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  • Oh my god! Cate Blanchett in full leather! That's terrible! Where? Where are these photos, specifically? So I know what places to avoid!

  • Password manager by Amazon

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  • The combination is 1-2-3-4-5!

  • Password manager by Amazon

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  • INTERNET PASSWORD LOGBOOK is probably a paper slip that you can remove, and then it'll just be a blank leather journal.

    Now a REALLY secure physical logbook would just have the cover of a boring, unremarkable-looking book on the outside.

  • [ButAJape] Conspiracies

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  • If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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  • So, Ricky Nightshade?

  • didn't see it coming

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  • A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

    The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."

  • Movie/Film Ideas you swear they could make you a million bucks richer

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  • I think originality is overrated. Hear me out.

    Example 1: Star Wars should plagiarize more. Original Star Wars is Hidden Fortress in space, plus a bit of WW2 dogfighting and some car culture flavor. Late period Star Wars has been taking original Star Wars, blending it up, and pouring it back out again. Not enough plagiarism. Top Gun, but make it Star Wars and call it Rogue Squadron. Three Musketeers, but make it Star Wars and call it Three Jedi. Take your pick of old detective noir stories, set it on Coruscant, and call it the The Dantooine Falcon. Stop ripping off Star Wars in Star Wars, and go back to ripping off other properties, and it's a license to print money.

    Example 2: Stop trying to make movie franchises progress forward in time; continuity and originality are overrated. James Bond has been making virtually the same movie for over sixty years, and people still love it! Bond goes to exotic locale meets and beds some number of beautiful women, engages in a bit of extreme sports, foils the plan of some flamboyant villain. The actors are regularly changed without comment. The movie is always set "right now." Bond has (almost) always been 007 for "a while." Continuity virtually never spans more than a couple of movies until it gets reset to zero again. And it's still going strong as a franchise! Pirates of the Caribbean could have used this pattern and just kept making crazy pirate adventure movies forever, but they got wrapped around the axle trying to keep a continuous plot going forward. Should have gone the James Bond route.

    Stop trying to make original movies that advance an overarching plot across a franchise. Make movies that have already been made and that don't take the franchise anywhere. You can't go wrong.

  • Accepting Donations

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  • Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy a jetski, and have you ever seen someone look sad on a jetski?

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  • 🎵Geordi and Data in the Alpha Shift🎵

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  • Cruz’s Claim He Returned to Texas as ‘Fast as Humanly Possible’ Crumbles

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  • I assumed that it meant "toast."

  • MAGA Couple: 'I Voted For Change, But I Didn't Vote For THIS Change'

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  • MAGA Couple: 'I Voted For Change, But I Didn't Vote For THIS Change'

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  • Literally this

  • is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal

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  • Homophobes: "We can't legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn..."

    The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.

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    Elon Musk says he has formed a new U.S. political party, the ‘America Party'

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  • Teddy would never.