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Empricorn

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    im telekinetic with my hands

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  • I can do it without even looking at or communicating with people! "Hmm, your face feels irritated. Wow, you seem really pissed off now! Anyway, thanks for allowing me to approach the bench, Your Honor..."

  • So that's what he reminds me of

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  • I mean, any clear off-the-shelf sunscreen already protects against at least 93% of the sun's damaging rays without you looking like a freak. As long as it's broad-spectrum SPF 15 or greater...

  • Everyone knows what an email address is, right? (Quiz)

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  • Don't tell me what to do!

  • A necessary purchase

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  • Indubitably.

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    sideshow bob

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  • Yeah, that's what I as a customer want. 🙄 A "mixologist" who grudgingly does their job. Sounds like a great vibe that'll keep me coming back!

    Putting even an ounce of thought into it will reach the obvious conclusion: I can get a canned beer literally anywhere (or at home). What you're paid to do is make the more difficult, expensive drinks I don't have the ingredients for...

  • Devils Panties 08/14/2025

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  • No, that actually sounds right. I hosted a roadrunner last Thanksgiving.

  • Devils Panties 08/14/2025

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  • What's happening? Are you making a toast...?

  • Trump Reportedly Offering Putin Natural Resources Off Alaska Sparks Fury

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  • Yep. Maybe they renamed/exported their account and it hasn't fully federated yet...? Maybe they did it because you called them out!

  • Trump Reportedly Offering Putin Natural Resources Off Alaska Sparks Fury

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  • I'm confused, the username in your image is different. Are you saying you knew for certain these two distinct accounts are the same person? And have proof? I must be missing something...

    EDIT: Never mind. I followed the link and they're the same.

  • Trump Reportedly Offering Putin Natural Resources Off Alaska Sparks Fury

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  • Not agent, asset. And as for him needing to be subtle, why? There's been zero consequences for pretty much anything he's done. At this point I'll be absolutely shocked if he doesn't illegally try to hold onto power after his term is up.

    The world would literally be about 100x better without Trump and Putin.

  • i made it

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  • The downvotes are excessive, but if they have the disposable money to either up that to 2.5 meals per day or spend it on games, who am I to judge which they choose? (As long as they aren't underweight or nutrient deficient) Many people purposely eat One Meal A Day...

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  • I can't even type it!

  • 'I need a big thing!' Trump said to be considering major betrayal as Epstein distraction

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  • It's like the people absolutely shocked when they find out the Trump administration's horrible policies negatively affect them. 😐 ➕ 🐆

  • Vance Tries to Convince Americans That Trump Wants 'Full Transparency' in Epstein Case

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  • Full transparency would be releasing the Epstein Report. Uncensored.

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  • Woah, that's fascinating!

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  • Fun fact: you know those spots some animals have, like leopards or dalmatians? Humans do not have them.

  • fully charged

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  • 1 tap, opened the browser (as I have it set up), no redirects. You need to Internet better...

  • Trump has opened up ‘a nuclear arms race’ on gerrymandering

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  • D I S T R A C T I O N

    Why was he in the Epstein Report, and using FBI agents to search for and redact his name? RELEASE IT!

  • Should get a discount or something

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  • Exactly. Get in line behind me, I'll show you how it's done! I don't get visibly annoyed that other people exist and also need food. I'll be watching and immediately start scanning my items when a self-checkout opens up. I know to scan the produce barcodes, or how to quickly look up the code. I keep my cart close by, but out of everyone's way. If I have to get an age-verification or other cashier intervention, I let them know as soon as they're available. I put my reusable bag in the bagging area, and efficiently load it as I go. I don't stand in anyone's way... I may even leave you cashback from my debit card sticking out of the machine, because I'm a forgetful dumbass!