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Empricorn

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  • Antifascist forces liberate a Nazi Stronghold

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  • My food delivery didn't show up last night. Clearly, antifa did it!

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  • Feral children are everywhere

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  • Let me know when you can participate in a genuine conversation without exclusively regurgitating tiktok phrases!

  • Feral children are everywhere

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  • It's weird that it's completely necessary for every single person to make that choice! Also, the kind of people that actually parent and don't just unleash their loud, hyperactive child on strangers don't get memes made about them.

    Source: I was a loud, hyperactive child, but I was taught respect, consideration, and made to follow rules.

  • What's the spice you use most?

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  • Is... garlic a spice?

  • What would stop you from switching to a flip phone (or dumbphone) in 2025?

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  • I just did. If you get any text messages about your upcoming penis surgery tomorrow, know it's legit! (Are they removing one, or adding one? Doesn't matter, I'm sure they'll figure it out...)

  • Trump Says ‘Smart People Don’t Like Me’

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  • Whoa woah whoa, that's not completely true, Mr President! In addition, empathetic people don't like you, workers don't like you, lawful people don't like you, honest people don't like you, minorities don't like you, good people don't like you...

  • House Republicans ‘so goddamn sick of being asked’ about Trump’s Epstein card

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  • It sure sucks that these public fucking servants have to answer questions, what an annoyance! There are real child rapists and traffickers out there, just like Epstein. And there are real victims, who had their lives destroyed. Think of them when we pursue the truth and try to get justice...

  • Farmer says 'we're in a very dire situation' ahead of harvest—with zero soybean orders from China, historically the largest buyer | Fortune

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  • Weird. I seem to remember the orange idiot they voted for starting a pointless trade war with China (and the rest of the world)? That's why we're all paying more for less...

  • Dirt looks awesome

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  • Rest now, King...

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  • Just creating this division is proof RFK should resign. We knew he was an activaxxer and against science, but enforcing his personal opinion on the entire country is unforgivable. At-risk children, elderly, and others will die because of his bias...

  • Be Goonin'

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  • It's the cigarette burns that still hurt the next day for me, personally.

  • "I just got the viral [INSERT YOUR PRODUCT NAME HERE]"

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  • I have never. In my life. Seen a Harris hat. I'm sure they exist, but I haven't seen people actually wearing them!

  • So smol

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  • Kitty is low on power!

  • Zoom zoom zoom

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  • Try to give them medicine once and you'll be lifting the box spring and mattress off late at night! I guarantee it...

  • Modern lunch break

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  • In my opinion, this is mostly great only for salary folks. As an hourly worker, an hour lunch break means I'm away from home for an extra hour. Also, as someone who travels to many locations, I'd much rather eat on the road than sit down and wait until lunch is over, especially if it's mandatory...

  • Can't have nice things

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  • Weird. Because 95% of these I see have zero passengers, cargo, or things being hauled. They are taking up 4 parking spots, though!

  • Sometimes people dont understand what they are signing up for

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  • There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.

    Whether it's on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that's in the worst-case scenario...

  • Taylor Swift’s new album comes in cassette. Who is buying those?

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  • Way she goes...