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DasFaultier

@ DasFaultier @sh.itjust.works

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  • better than half our interns

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  • But be careful when you put your dick in, the exhaust might be hot. You know, not HOT hot, just hot.

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    Jackpot

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  • Also, Bear! <3

  • nur Bahnhof verstehen

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  • confuses the hell out of me (and I'm German)

    And rightfully so. I'm also German, I learned Sorbian (slavic minority in Lusatia), and I can very much feel your pain.

  • Finding humour in a dying world

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  • Titten und Ärsche,

    Titten und Ärsche,

    da betreib' ich gern' Recherche,

    lauf' kilometerweite Märsche

    für Titten und Ärsche.

  • What was the last thing that made you incredibly happy?

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  • Back when my son was a baby, I used to play cricket with him. I'd take his feet and rub the soles against each other and go "CHIRP CHIRP!". But as he grew older, he naturally didn't enjoy this as much, and we'd do it less and less. He'd sometimes still ask me to do it, but occasions got scarce. He's almost six years old now, and i had kind of accepted that he had grown out of it. Well, yesterday in the evening, just before he went to sleep, he asked me to do it again, and we both thoroughly enjoyed it, and we laughed, and it was beautiful. It may be the last time, as he grows older and won't want to do such childish things anymore, but the pure fact that I got to experience it one more time AND KNOW it was the last time and I got to experience and savor it very consciously made me enjoy it just SO MUCH more, it brought tears of joy to my eyes. Yeah OK, I'll admit it, I ugly cried. Hard. And I'll cherish this memory forever.

  • Backing up Proxmox Backup Server

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  • Me threeeee!

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  • Nope, it's a tiny black box with a red LED on top of Big Ben.

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  • There's a "Yo mama so fat" joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it.

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  • That one blew my mind.

  • doorbell camera recs

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  • Eh, we don't have Costco where I live, can't help you with that part.

  • doorbell camera recs

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  • I bought a Reolink a few months ago, and I quite like it.

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  • There is a heat wave going hard, please stay hydrated

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  • "The Wizard of Ounce"

  • Meta Exec Admits Zuckerberg Has Crushed Workers’ Spirits

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  • Layoffs will continue until morale improves.

  • Polo is hockey on horseback. What other sports would be better with the addition of horses?

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  • Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?

  • megabool

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  • Ah yes, the three genders.

  • I’ve tried so many times to lighten my tech bag, but the second I take sometime out I end up needing it the next day

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    DasFaultier @sh.itjust.works
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    Looking for ... inventory management, I guess?

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    DasFaultier @sh.itjust.works

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