The RapePublicans could've put Vlad the Impaler as Fatboy McKiddieFiddlers vice president and that obese child rapist would still be president.
When you've got a large number of idiots voting for anything racist/misogynist, a corrupt trillionaire bribing and blackmailing everyone they can think of, and another large number of slightly less idiotic people who don't want to vote for a a woman or plan on protest voting, then Epsteins best mate was always going to win.
Hold up. If Fatboy McKiddieFiddler was near ground zero then who was molesting ivanka at Drumpf towers?