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  • No humans left to draw panel #5

    Oh wait, that's if they genocided bees

  • Whatever, as long as they're all there in some capacity. I feel like my brain is good at equalizing within reason. I had headphones that when unplugged a bit, they probably put the capacitive mic in series with the drivers, muting a mid frequency band, effectively making it sound like someone used a shitty "vocals removing" tool.

    And of course, missing bass (tiny phone speaker) or anything over 5 kHz (MW band of AM radio) doesn't sound good either.

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  • To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)

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  • You can't fit 25 squares into a square 4.675x bigger unless you make them smaller. Yes, that will increase the volume available for syrup.

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  • For example, Turnitin is known to flag scripts and code a lot because of all the boilerplate.

  • Be a better husband than AI. Fun fact: you can buy a vibrator and use it with your wife if you're afraid of that too.

  • So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high.

    To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself.

  •  c
        
    #define unlocked endl
    
      

    Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke

  • You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is

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    int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]);
    
      

    To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element!

    BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored.

  • Here are some of the missing pixels:

  • Depends on what the angel would say in his schizophrenia-induced converstions. Either they'd refuse it outright or insist on a custom-trained model on public domain religious texts (and there's not enough of those to make a model with unique, coherent output, so not much better than the random word generator).

  • among other mistakes

    It's nothing but mistakes

  • Data scrolling by an uneven number of characters (like the heartbeat) looks awful. Someone buy this guy a GUI!

  • ML or LM?

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  • Tracker? No, this is a copy of MATLAB '96 + Signal Processing Toolbox. It's a bit of a waste to use the N64'sGPU for a CLI though. The PS3 version that came out a few years later was better: you could connect a 1080p monitor and the GPU was tailor-made for scientific calculations, processing 200 MiB (most of its VRAM) of samples in seconds.

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  • When a public service gets privatized:

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  • CGA 320x200 palette 1 is the colors of reality rupture. Noted.

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  • You can stick wires with mains voltage into any two pins of any motherboard connector but there's a reason they're not shaped like an AC receptacle 💥. Unless it's a ZX Spectrum, that cheap thing used the most basic connector (3.5mm jack) for everything: cassette I/O, video output and, unregulated 9V DC power input from the transformer brick, and people would often fry it.

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  • Technically, a CPU fan is also optional but you need to provide some other cooling (water pump?) or accept massive throttling.