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CaptainMan251

@ CaptainMan251 @lemmy.world

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  • Trump administration declares brass instruments a national security threat

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  • I cannot understand why Trump just says "Do these things that break the law" and everyone just fucking does it.

    I was actually shocked that he didn't just coerce everyone into halting birthright citizenship

  • Valentina has made Blaze her footstool

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  • To be fair, he just accepts everything. He's such a baby ❤️

  • ænyøne with me?

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  • ænyøne with me?

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  • Trœækert?

  • Looks like I failed ...

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  • I have only been here a few months. When do I get to go on it?

  • He was very mature about this

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  • "You need to stop playing video games"

    Normal people: says the person that is on Instagram and TikTok for eight hours a day?

  • He was very mature about this

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  • A person that jealous is a red flag for control

  • Thanks, Gary.

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  • The second the orange cat findsit, he gives it away. Such a derp

  • 'We're a humiliation': Trump voters admit America is now 'objectively worse'

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  • If Trump gets c diff they'll cum their pants

  • 'We're a humiliation': Trump voters admit America is now 'objectively worse'

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  • Most Trump voters I know are actively sucking him off while he shits on their kids

  • Two people discovered fetishes that day…

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  • Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.

  • What is the grossest thing you've been sprayed with?

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  • That is such a loving parent thing to say heh.

  • What is the grossest thing you've been sprayed with?

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  • Toothpaste spit for me. I will look away and tell them to spit, and then hold it at arms length to the sink while looking away.

  • What is the grossest thing you've been sprayed with?

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  • Ah, yes, the funny prank where we spray blinding, painful particles everywhere. As a human i too think this is hilarious.

    WHY DO THEY DO THOSE THINGS T_T

  • What is the grossest thing you've been sprayed with?

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  • You should work in healthcare. It's like that, but adults, and everyone is yelling.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    CaptainMan251 @lemmy.world

    What is the grossest thing you've been sprayed with?

  • You go outside. You see this. What's your reaction?

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  • Accidentally run into it head in and end up with a concussion. Then I can sue them.

  • Authentic

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  • Thank you. I hate seeing people say that if a black woman from Queens opens a Mexican bread shop that it is appropriation.

  • Authentic

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  • I only ever see Hispanic people in the buffets.

    For the Japanese hibachi grills our cook was from Venezuela and everyone else but one cook was white LOL. The one guy was not Japanese.

    In the Filipino restaurant the cashier was Chinese. But her husband was Filipino. Both were amazing and the food was amazing.

    Every single Mexican restaurant though is mostly if not all Hispanic.

    And the bars and diners and other shit is just everyone.

  • What is the creepiest thing you've seen occur in a WalMart?

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  • As a American I actively avoid that section and eat raw ground beef straight from the wrapper, and also salmon, because I wanna be healthy

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is the creepiest thing you've seen occur in a WalMart?

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    When you were in the military, what paranormal phenomenon did you experience?

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    Those dated fundie religious people, what was the most ridiculous thing you heard them say about intimacy?

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    People who play piano, how did you learn to sight read proficiently?

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    What should one give to the homeless population besides money? If you were homeless at one time, what did you need besides money?

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    What diseases do we never think of but should really know how to spot the signs of?