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CaptainBlagbird

@ CaptainBlagbird @lemmy.world

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  • Horse chips

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  • For the Cowboys it's like eating a pet, which is understandable.

  • I literally describe breathtakingly good pizza as "cartoon pizza"

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  • And he has to hold it like that because it's the only way to break a bite off that brick...

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  • Tipp: Add a * and space before the links to create a list:

  • Partner chicken

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  • So glad I'm not the only one who thought that

  • High five

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  • One friend and I have a thing going where we try to do a random awkward "handshake". It has to be improvised and must be different to the ones we have done previously. It's really funny, especially when it comes naturally and other people are watching.

    E.g. Both start, innocently enough, by going for what looks like a classic normal one. But then I target just his little finger while he might go for an inverted (thumb downward) handshake.

  • Skeletor is here to help

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  • Bobby', --

  • Skeletor is here to help

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  • a computer file that was developed by the European Institute for Computer Antivirus Research (EICAR) and Computer Antivirus Research Organization to test the response of computer antivirus programs. Instead of using real malware, which could cause real damage, this test file allows people to test anti-virus software without having to use real malware.

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  • Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd

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  • My friend.

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  • Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them...

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  • Helpful guide

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  • GNU Terry Pratchett

  • Made With Mematic

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  • Am I the only one who checked whether the bones are bent, or it had been done properly?

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  • From what I have read on the internet so far, it's probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.

  • Hellishly talented

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  • Code comments should apply to the state of the system at the point the comment “executes”

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  • Yes, and comments should also focus on Why, not on What.

  • NSFW

    Thankfully it wasn't an active shooter

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  • Quite an expensive prank, that thing costs $1400...

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    Thankfully it wasn't an active shooter

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  • It's probably XR Brands Moby the Giant Dick. It's quite expensive and basically sold as "decoration"... I think it the actual reason it exists is, so that they can call it "world's largest dildo".

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  • Both were monsters

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    This is one photo

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    What Router can you recommend?