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  • My favorite conversation starter works great in college but also everywhere else! But you have to actually be interested in the answer, whatever it may be.

    “So, what have you learned or learned about recently, say in the last 6 months, that you found particularly interesting, and what about it is interesting to you?”

    They usually ask for some sort of clarification because nobody starts conversations this way, and I frequently have to emphasize that I want to know what they found interesting, not what they think I will find interesting.. But if they have anything to talk about, you’ll hear it, very quickly. Saves a ton of time with small talk (I’m low-masking autistic; small talk is pain)

    One of my favorites was some random old guy at a bar who designed the machines for making trash bags. He told me about some new design quirk he’d come across that was going to improve the machines, and he was very pleased to tell me all about how it worked and could be implemented.

    It also weeds out boring people who legit have nothing other than themselves to talk about, like the people who try to explain sports or something.. if that’s really what they are into, cool, but they never choose interesting deep info, just basic superficial stuff. Those conversations never go anywhere, but at least I didn’t waste much time!

    This also works with friends you’ve had for ages! It’s a great “I have nothing to talk about but I’m bored and want to talk to you” sort of thing.

  • Yeah, like I said they’d need to live more than a couple years and have some way to pass on learned information, but the body plan and intelligence adaptability still meet the mark to be the base of the thought experiment. Mostly because I am not creative enough to come up with another ideal.

  • You know I’ve had thoughts about exactly this problem; what if a species evolved extreme intelligence but had no access to dry land to develop technologies.

    Incoming speculation:

    I envisioned it would be something like octopus, because they absolutely fit the bill with tentacles workable as manipulation appendages, and would absolutely have developed technologies if they lived more than a couple years, and raised their young to pass on information.

    I suspect they would be capable of observing stuff around them and understanding how it works at least as well as early agrarian societies, since they have proven able to figure out things like opening jar lids (even from the inside!) and escaping their tanks and stuff. So we’d see them creating nets to ranch fish, and I suspect their technology, continuing down that path, would probably be temperature and bioengineering-based, since electricity would be an epic challenge.

    But you can create biological solutions to like.. most stuff, if that’s all you’ve got to work with (in fact there’s a whole field called biomimicry that focuses on finding solutions to modern problems in already-existing forms through nature, and the solutions are almost always simple and effective) Selective breeding wouldn’t be fast or anything but it would do. At least until they sort out other stuff. Ocean life already has a huge huge range of features, it would only be a matter of choosing the right starting creature.

    As for heat tech, there are natural heat sources like vents, but there are also sources like radiation/radioactive materials. The water does a good job shielding the radioactivity, so they could probably use the heat generated from either source to do basic mechanical work using something like steam engines. Could also be used to transform materials (cooking food, melting soft metals, etc.)

  • You 100% should because like your phone a new mattress is going to set you back a substantial amount, and while it will eventually need to be replaced, the longer you can get out of it the less waste you create :)

    My logic with protection is if the thing can last a long time, and the protection thing itself is only a small fraction of the total to replace the thing (exactly like screen protectors and cases) it is financially sound to invest in the protection thing.

    In the case of a mattress protector, I’ve had the same one for probs 15 yrs on different mattresses (I upgraded a few years ago, so proud of myself!), they don’t need to be replaced very often unless they get cut, melted, or don’t fit the new mattress. So very worth it for minimal spend and you can delay a new $1,500+ purchase for a few more years. I also have pillow protectors for the same reason; sweat and oils and stuff are just bad for the pillow, washing is bad for them, they last longer if you use a waterproof layer, the layer lasts forever, and tech has come a long way, other than it poofing up when you first lay on it (if you get the full zip variety rather than the fold over variety), you’d never know. They have gotten a ton quieter. (Hotels all use them, you mostly don’t notice unless they really cheaped out)

    They make them for futons as well as kids size beds, too.

  • Oh no this is a modpack with “War Crimes Expanded”, “War Crimes Expanded 2”, and “Geneva Checklist” for rimworld, isn’t it?

  • I use a $13 mattress protector to save the memory of my mattress. Works like a charm. I envision it like a sensory deprivation chamber for my bed.

    It doesn’t remember all the times the cats threw up on it. It doesn’t remember me sweating out all the liquid in my body every night for an entire summer. It doesn’t remember all the.. activities.. and it doesn’t remember that time I spilled spaghetti nor the time I spilled soup.

    My bed remains blissfully unaware. It treats me right and I do the same.

    (Also a $13 protector extends the functional life of a mattress by literally years, bodies are fucking gross and all that soaks right in and ruins the structure.)

  • One of the few reasons I’m glad I don’t have living parents.

    I think my mom would have understood tho. She also never wanted kids and had 2 and sucked at it (she didn’t have my sister intentionally, and should have stopped, but then had me on purpose, and I got all her autism and all my dads adhd! So I was fun to raise!) and is why I got my tubes tied before ever being pregnant.

    But in fairness all of the dudes I’ve dated.. their moms have been like yeah I wouldn’t want to raise kids with my kid either, don’t blame you.

  • The music of the universe is a symphony, damnit. That’s inherently complex!

    It’s a genuine shame the vibrating strings of reality sound like tinnitus to me.

  • Have you tried jumping? Sounds like that may be the ticket!

  • Yottabyte is past tense for yeet-a-byte because you for sure should have cleaned up your storage before then.

    Pretty sure that’s true. But I didn’t know yottabyte was a thing (fr) so I could be wrong I guess.

    I don’t even begin to understand your fun fact, which made it more fun for me. 😊

  • I’m familiar with TB (tuberculoses and terabytes) but what is YB? Yeet-a-byte, since they want you to purge shit? I thought the next step up was petabyte?

  • 32.7 gb at 480 ;)

    But it includes the srt files. Get rid of those and it’s probably closer to 32 even.

    (I know this was a joke, but it is still pretty big 😉)

  • Ungh, unintended consequences are the worst.

  • Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

    lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

  • This is how I am when I don’t have anything to really talk about. Just show you I care sort of thing.

  • Oh that thing is just about ready to pop!

  • Personally, as a child-free person, if someone I was interested in wanted bio kids, I’d immediately stop being interested because that’s not something you can compromise on. It’s a fundamental incompatibility, imho.

    It sounds like you aren’t really hurting for options, so, you know.. probably not worth the effort.

  • Ah, see my toilets are always covered, my cats are indoor-only, and I haven’t had a dog in decades, so I don’t have weather worries except for my chicken friends (USDA hardiness zone 4, whooo we can’t do shit!) and whatever else.

    And I don’t have the finances to marine a tank lol that shit is wildly expensive, and intensive, and I’m lazy as sin lol so freshwater plant water cubes are what I keep mostly. I have a 55 gal in the kitchen with like 5 live bearing small fish.. I’m not a fish person, I’m a “box of water with some plants in” sort of person :)

    Fwiw tho my USDA zone 4 has been getting monsoon rained the last few years too.. out of season no less. Our monsoon season is winter, so we should get a ton of snow but now we just get rain all the time.

  • Yeah I think it just smells and tastes more like what they naturally expect.

    And honestly works for me because I don’t have to deal with the shit that crops up in managed fountains. They get algae and thick blooms of slime bacteria/mold. Not amazing for health unless it’s a very easy fountain to clean (most are the opposite)

    But have a 5-10 gallon tank with a half inch of topsoil an inch of sand, and a bunch of cute plants.. maybe some freshwater shrimp and scuds to clean up the plant waste.. you are golden for pet water because shit you can leave that for several days and they won’t dramatically reduce levels.

    If you don’t have fish, a simple bubble-driven sponge filter is the way to go.

    And any saliva bacteria or whatever just gets consumed by the micro and macrobiotic, rather than forming bacteria mats that offput harmful nonsense in the water.

    Win-win.