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  • "It’s always pointing to the smaller number" is what my elementary teacher said 2<3

  • Twonks

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  • I‘m easy. I eat what I don’t know and if I know everything I take what I won’t make at home.

  • Intercontintal ballistic nuclear missile > fireball

  • Single layered toilet paper.

  • I kind of agree with you. I bought my first set of tools extremely cheap, like $25 for a whole tool case. I keep replacing the things I use regularly with better quality stuff, and the things I don’t use often don’t get enough wear to impact usage in the first place. But there are things like my Hilti power drill, which I do not want to fail whatsoever and as such I paid the premium upfront.

  • DNA

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  • After saving I’d like a quickload. Did too much bad shit

  • I‘m 30 and still like this. Granted, COVID changed a lot on how I see things. Sadly COVID made me quit partying.

  • NSFW

    beeherhe

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  • I know a person who professionally does something with text. She made it her mission to format every single email in ComicSans, bold, italic, red, centered.

  • Gnosticism, one of the oldest known religions that is thought to be the forefather of all religion, taught about that.

  • Actually, if she is as of age as she looks in this comic, and the year we currently have, the possibility for her to have vaxxed her kids against every possible disease is pretty high.

  • You imply that the government is evil and that I am a member of the rebels.

    Dude, I’m all about survival. I‘d get a government job and just work. Maybe I’d drop some oopsie-daisy and that’s that.

  • Bacchus. I’m fat and drunk.

  • No. It’s the only way men can experience pregnancy contractions. At least I have, once, when doing a spicy challenge. I did win it, but about 6 hours later I got some rumbly in my tumbly, then, another 3 hours later, all broke loose. The only feeling I had was pain. My stomach hurt, my intestines hurt, my butthole hurt. My body pressed itself free from this spicyness. Over an hour of contractions and pain. I was sweating, I was crying. Every time I thought it was finally over, another contraction. The heat started. It felt cold at times, before becoming hot again. And what did I do this for? Well, I got a shirt I got too fat to wear. And I got to say the best pickup line in my life: I only got this because you’re even hotter than that.

  • You‘re good and more efficient. I open 90% of files on Linux, Mac and PC with the search function.

  • Don’t you dare scaring me like that ever again!

  • Totally! Like aipohphobia is the fear of palindromes.