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BudgetBandit

@ BudgetBandit @sh.itjust.works

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  • What music do you like to listen to while driving?

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  • Nothing.

  • We are but staff

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  • Dude my cat literally came into my house and wouldn’t leave. He just chose to be a pet… he is extremely scared of literally everything

  • Has anyone had their labia pierced?

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  • "Please give us 5 stars and then you will receive 10% off"

    Me, voting "3 stars. Product good but company said I’ll get 10% off if I rate it with 5 stars"

  • What are you most basic principles for life?

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  • • Don’t be an asshole

    • everyone just wants to be happy

    • don’t be a burden to anyone

    • look before crossing the streets

    • always assume a bad driver has a reason for this behavior

    • wipe front to back

    • if you can do it right now, do it

    • always assume everyone around you is smearier than you yourself

    • don’t take the blame for everything, but offer to help fixing it

    • if you’re serving anything, always take the different thing or the worst looking thing for yourself

  • Data speaks for itself

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  • May I add this classic?

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  • A lot of epileptics are gonna have a very bad time

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  • As long as I’m not too horny to sleep and too sleepy to masturbate, I’ll masturbate.

  • It's rigged

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  • Nevertheless you can die of heartbreak 💔

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  • KBC Void is scary and cool.

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  • Imagine there being just no stars behind you. Just nothing. On one side you see the universe, like a wall of stars and lights, and next to that just pure nothingness. The void.

  • A fair Genie

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  • Would it be possible to have telekinesis, and use the telekinesis to fly, like Mewtwo?

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  • What’s it about?

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  • 4" / 10cm throat

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    If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?

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  • Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.

  • Are there any USB cables that last a reasonable length of time?

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  • I got that Microsoft Nokia Lumia dock back in the days. It came with 2 thunderbolt 3 USB C to USB C cables. I still use them. They are the best cables I ever owned. I love these cables. They are the best cables in the world. They are so good, they make other cables look like waste products. [Trump mode off] they even are bitter coated.

    BUT: I’ve also owned iPhones since the X and the very first cable still looks new despite being the only source of internet my gaming PC has.

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  • And also re-read several pages because that Oxford comma was in the wrong place and therefore interrupted my flow.

  • Who would win: F-Society (Mr Robot) or the core Pied Piper team (Silicon Valley)

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  • My need ass thought this was about F-Zeros Captain Falcon and Xenoagas Jan Sauer…

  • Unionized

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  • Ah, because of the ions.

    Took me eons.

  • May 28, 2016

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  • But if we save Harambe, no one would have died for us