No, in Bobbi Brown's book she talks about having sex with him before he got really famous, and while he was not very good at it, she said it was colossal, and she was engaged to Tommy Lee.

1y ago

Get two birds stoned at once. BAAAAAAAMMMM.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Yeah it's dumb. She doesn't bother me, she's successful, good for her, and she hasn't seemed to abuse anyone. Also she's had some terrifying stalkers. Nobody deserves that.

1y ago

Get two birds stoned at once. BAAAAAAAMMMM.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

I didn't post this because I hate her, she doesn't bother me. I like TPB is all.

1y ago

Get two birds stoned at once. BAAAAAAAMMMM.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

It's water under the fridge.

1y ago

Get two birds stoned at once. BAAAAAAAMMMM.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Worst case Ontario.

1y ago

Know the signs

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Actual signs of a stroke for those who want to or should know: the acronym is FAST- face, arm, speech, time to call 911.

1y ago

I could never live in NYC

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

One day some lady brought her full grocery store cart she took from No Frills on the bus. I think the driver was just too tired to argue.

1y ago

I kind of like it.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Do it with men as they use the urinals. Make sure to give them a gentle smooch on the cheek while you do. Just to be friendly.

1y ago

I kind of like it.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

If it helps I've never done the slightest thing like that haha.

1y ago

If you know you know.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Well that would make sense if he did the fire part BEFORE insertion, but that thing went in his trunk aflame.

1y ago

If you know you know.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.

1y ago

If you know you know.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

I worked in an ER. I have my reasons.

1y ago

Once I said to my therapist "I'm sure you hear this kind of thing all the time", and she said "No, this is like top 5".

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Ah, you understand. She gave my BIL a sandwich baggie of used golf tees that were all chipped and dirty, that she picked up off the public golf course near her house. She gave me HER OWN very used bathrobe that was so threadbare you could poke holes in it with your finger. She gave her ONLY grandchild an old vitamin bottle filled with dish soap and a bubble wand she found in the park or something. We would have all forfeited presents happily if she just spent a bit of money on her grandchild, but no. She also volunteered at a Catholic secondhand store, so would just take home anything that suited her fancy, and give us these cardboard boxes, unwrapped, full of used crap nobody wanted, and grandchild would get a stained old dress or a sleeping bag that smelled like smoke.

Some people would perceive this as a poor person who means well and is trying, but she got a ton of alimony every month, had more money than any of us, and was reassured routinely that it was ok to just celebrate at dinner and just buy a present for the kid. But the whole point was to make you feel like she was insulting you by giving you garbage.

These people cannot change and don't want to, and it's not worth trying.

1y ago

If you know you know.

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.

1y ago

Once I said to my therapist "I'm sure you hear this kind of thing all the time", and she said "No, this is like top 5".

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

Holy shit!

My therapist is a nice young mom, and I coincidentally know her dad a little bit and they're nice people as far as I have seen. Maybe she has a closet full of medieval torture devices for all I know though.

1y ago

Once I said to my therapist "I'm sure you hear this kind of thing all the time", and she said "No, this is like top 5".

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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 1y ago

I actually did have a therapist offer to refund me once. I found her incredibly rude and she said things to me I found that were like negging and patronizing almost? I came away from each session feeling like she didn't like me at all, and that we hadn't done anything at all, like I was speaking into a void to someone who offered me exactly one piece of advice the whole time. I drove myself crazy trying to figure out if I just wasn't getting something or was I just the asshole or what, and in the final session when I finally burst into tears because I felt so belittled and like she disliked me, I told her I could not continue with her because of this, that she had said almost NOTHING to me save for one sentence that I considered anything like therapy, and that I could not continue throwing a lot of money at this when I felt completely unsupported and unsafe, and I left. (Whether I was wrong or not we weren't getting anywhere or jiving so there was no point). She left me a very patronizing voice mail where she snarkily apologized and offered to refund or refer me elsewhere. I did not return her call. Maybe it was a me problem, to this day I don't know, but I had two therapists after that (one retired) and we got along just fine and made plenty of progress. I really don't know. I am not going to not pay someone for their work regardless of what I think of the job they did as that's not ethical, but that was several hundred dollars wasted.

I did have the faintest sense that the senior therapist in that practice didn't think a lot of her either, as she walked into one of my sessions as we just had sat down to begin and said kind of coldly "May I talk to you?" to my therapist and they took off and talked for a bit, and she didn't seem awfully happy when she returned (and she deducted that time from my session which amazed me). She isn't there anymore according to their website. I really don't know. I still feel awful when I think of her.