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Asafum

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Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.

Looking to make someone laugh.

Self deprecation.

  • Sen. Lindsey Graham lobbying for investor Scott Bessent as US Treasury secretary

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  • Drain the swamp!

    ... From the citizenry directly into the federal government!

  • Trump Picks Todd Blanche, His Defense Lawyer, to Be Deputy Attorney General - The New York Times

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  • He will be appointed "president" when king Trump will be on his deathbed, possibly 40 years from now, because the absolute worst of us never seem to die.

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  • Acting as if she hasn't already! There's a reason that dude went after her husband with a hammer and not her. He knew better than to mess with a lich.

  • In a first, US independent turnout tops Democrats, ties Republicans, Edison Research says

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  • You register with a party, but if you vote in person they just verify your name against the registration, you don't sign your ballot.

    If you mail in your ballot, you signed the outer envelope, not the ballot, so after verification of the signature hypothetically they discard the envelope and just run the ballot.

    In any case I don't think there is any record kept of who votes for what candidate.

  • Trump completely humiliates Elon Musk in front of House Republicans

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  • co-lead

    The department of government efficiency

    This joke writes itself...

  • Republican John Thune of South Dakota is elected the next Senate majority leader

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  • That is exactly my take so far. "At least it's not Rick Scott." That piece of shit I know and have heard about for decades. Thune I do not know.

    Here's to hoping he isn't some Dr.Evil volcano hiding-ass monster villain. He is replacing McTurtle so he can't be that great :/

  • Inflation

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  • It was just meant to be a joke not some serious documentation of information meant to be spread as absolute fact. We're in a comics group at the moment lol

  • Biden welcomes Trump for fireside chat as he prepares to watch his legacy burn

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  • And this wonderful line: "The last meeting of these men, combined age 159, in effect ended Biden’s political career....."

    Lol...

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  • We really need ranked choice voting, or something similar... Democrats will always be my strategic vote, but they'll pretty much never be the first ranked vote from me.

  • Inflation

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  • "He's got that totally awesome plan called Tarrifs™ that is supposed to make rainbows and sunshine come pouring out of my ass and we'll all be happy again!"

    ....oh.... Wait....

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  • It's not really infighting, it's just exasperation. Nothing I say here matters at all, I'm just a fart in the wind. I have no voice to be heard outside of here so I vent my frustrations with the idiots in charge.

    I will continue to vote for the feckless idiots because I have no real meaningful choice and as you say we need to oppose the Republican agenda.

  • The Truth Too Many Democrats Need to Hear

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  • Where I am it's "rural" enough that I only have 2 options within 30-40 mins of my house and they're both similarly priced. I'd have to go about an hour to somewhere that might have better prices, but I rent a garage "apartment" so I can't buy bulk as I don't have a freezer and my refrigerator was apparently pulled from a camper or something. It's like a playschool "babys first refrigerator" lol

  • It can't be just me, surely?

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  • Oh God yeah... I only recently learned that apparently I'm a white Steve Urkel...

    Ugly and with a voice like that. It was when I realized that, I realized God is real and he's an absolute son of a bitch lol

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  • I swear to fucking Christ I hate the Democrats more than the Republicans at this point. For fucks sake the Democrats chose someone who allowed EVERYTHING to happen just so the fucking cowards at the DOJ don't get their feelings hurt when fox news calls them politicized witch hunters... But, fucking news flash assholes, THEY'RE DOING IT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.

    Now we might actually get fucking AG Gaetz that will sic the DOJ on anyone and everyone that opposes Trump. Hope history treats Garland like the goddamn coward that he is. What a joke.

  • It can't be just me, surely?

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  • It's why I have next to no pictures of myself. I could never take selfies because I hate seeing myself lol

  • The Truth Too Many Democrats Need to Hear

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  • ... I have limited options. I buy a family pack of chicken (the cheapest they have, no organic anything) a can of beans, a can of mixed vegetables and a can of mushrooms for a weeks worth of lunch. I get a pack of romaine lettuce, a tomato and an onion for a "weeks worth" of dinner. I also get a weeks worth of cat food. The only "extras" is milk. No snacks, no dessert, nothing extra. Where I live that's $80-100 depending on if I need things like garbage bags or dressing.

  • Everything you need to know about the radical feminist movement that preaches 'no sex'

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  • I understand why they're doing this, but Magoos are going to be laughing their asses off absolutely loving this. In their minds they wouldn't want "a blue haired bisexual cat lady" anyway so to them the only people getting "hurt" are liberal guys who would be these women's allies anyway.

    Naturally they aren't considering the actual safety aspect of it since they don't give a shit... God I hate those people... :(

  • Critics Warn Trump EPA Pick Zeldin 'Will Make Our Air and Water Dirtier' to Enrich Polluters

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  • Yet you’re benefiting society

    That's debatable lol thanks though! :P

  • Trump election win: They turned against Kamala Harris. They’re about to find out if it was worth it.

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  • "Alawieh couldn’t bring himself to vote for Trump; he voted for Harris. But he didn’t necessarily want her to win either. “I wanted her to beat Trump, but Harris winning would mean my family stays in the same nightmare we’ve come to know. Trump winning makes that nightmare more uncertain, and the ways it will harm my family less clear. But what is clear is that the U.S. government, whether Democrat or Republican, will keep sending weapons to Benjamin Netanyahu illegally. That’s what I have a problem with.”

    ... Jesus fucking Christ guy... For being involved in politics you have to understand there are 3 things you cannot do no matter what: you cannot change military spending, the MIC won a long time ago. You cannot stop our addiction to Israel. You cannot touch the billionaire class.

    Those things have proven to be impossible. Hell will have, first come to even exist, and then freeze over before those things happen... But sure, you have to try, I get it. Just now everyone suffers for it. :/