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Asafum

@ Asafum @feddit.nl

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Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.

Looking to make someone laugh.

Self deprecation.

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  • That's also now 1.5 million people out of work and not "contributing" to the economy, not spending money or generating tax revenue.

    But any step past "step 1" is too far for Elmo to think about.

  • 'Like nothing you've seen': Trump team readies a flurry of executive actions for Day 1

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  • "Biden is a dictator, he uses executive orders!"

    "Trump is a man of action working for the people, he uses executive orders to get stuff done!"

    Fuck you dishonest propagandist assholes...

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  • But how did they know that one was the best!?

    Someone wanted it so badly they bought a partially eaten croissant!? Connoisseurs are a strange bunch I guess.

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  • Something I've been doing as a kid is just counting slowly. I don't know if it's distracting to be thinking of counting or what but usually by the time I get to like 8-10 I'll start going. That and no one wants to stand next to someone just randomly counting. Lol I don't really do it out loud, I do count in my head and it seems to work.

    Kind of a double edge though because if I get to 20 I start thinking like the comic lol

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  • There's a concept of a "shy guy" that isn't "confident enough" to pee comfortably at a urinal so it's not so much that you can't pee in a stall, it's that for those that are already concerned about the issue in the comic they'd be concerned about being thought of as a "shy guy" too.

    I feel this comic so much that of all the things I've seen on the internet this really got a good laugh out of me. I know no one really cares about you peeing, but there's a part of me that thinks kind of like what is displayed here.

  • Cruise line offers ‘escape’ from Trump presidency with multi-year packages

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  • "Pro-life" woman seeks abortion and gets denied

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  • Literally the Republican Way™©®

    It disgusts me to no end. "It's wrong and should be punished until it happens to me!"

  • Cruise line offers ‘escape’ from Trump presidency with multi-year packages

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  • People that can afford 40k a year on this and can work remotely if they even need to work at all don't need this option. They could move to literally any other nice country in the world.

    Poor factory worker schmucks like me need a way out and it doesn't seem like there is one :/

  • GOP No-Shows Help Dems Approve Judicial Nominees Against Trump’s Wishes

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  • "even with Sen. Joe Manchin (I-WV) joining Republicans to vote against his nomination."

    That's a really weird way of writing "Republican Joe Manchin joined his fellow Republicans to vote against Democrats as he always does."

  • Trump picks former WWE executive Linda McMahon for education secretary

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  • Ok so countdown to the article that finally proves he just has a dartboard with people's names on it that he likes and wherever the dart lands is the pick for the department...

  • Kamala Harris won politicaly engaged voters, but lost voters who don't follow politics.

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  • Honestly I thought it was really stupid to hear Trump going after "low propensity voters" as if Kamala wasn't.

    To me, politically engaged people by nature will vote so why the fuck wouldn't you be trying to reach those that don't pay much attention? Like ffs if these people can't be their own advocates how could we expect them to run the damn country... Very very stupid. :(

  • Elon Musk defends Matt Gaetz as 'our Hammer of Justice'

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  • Matt Gaetz using the DOJ as a hammer for "justice":

    Merrick Garland something something "hammer of justice.":

  • 'Anointed by God': The Christians who see Trump as their saviour

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  • The good ol' "imperfect vessel" bullshit I'm sure. They won't give two shits if he was literally killing babies himself, running around calling himself Johnny Abortionseed. They believe what they want to believe, it's why they're religious in the first place...

  • "Are morals still important?": Tapper questions Johnson over Trump Cabinet picks

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  • "Oh Tapper, you think you get Those Of Faith™ with your gotcha questions... Let me show you how a Man Of Faith™©® does it. Here, take your pick of a representative."

    "Ummm ok, Saint Peter I choose you!"

    "Ok and now for my response: This person is an abomination to God, a heathen, and a person without the slightest moral guidance! They are not fit to hold office!! Ok, now I choose my representative. Beezelbub I choose you!"

    "Err... a literal demon?"

    "Sure sure, now my rebuttal to your criticism: You see little Tapper, sometimes God chooses imperfect vessels to act through. We cannot question God's plan and it is not for us to judge. Do you see how that works little Tapper? It's called I Always Win™."

  • ‘I listened to videos about how he will help’: Latino voters turned to YouTube, WhatsApp for election information

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  • They all use extreme and misleading hyperbole and clickbait in their titles and thumbnails that have a strained-at-best relationship with objective facts and the subject at hand. Saying that Jack Smith is winding down his cases against Trump is not “BIG news on FEDERAL PROSECUTION of TRUMP before inauguration!!!”, for example. BTC is particularly noteworthy for this.

    This is literally why I've come to call them mierdas touch and have specifically never clicked on a video of theirs. The trend of all these asshats to do this with EVERY story is just infuriating, pakman and all.

    I scroll through YouTube and it's just "Trump WRECKED by new BOMBSHELL!" "New polling DESTROYED Trump!" "Trump FEARS this koala!" "The left DOMINATED a sandwich" I never click on anything like that and the shit they say is never true to the emotion they put behind the title. No that poll didn't WRECK anyone. No Jack Smith didn't DESTROY anyone. No the left didn't DOMINATE that sandwich...

    ...the koala though. Everyone should fear the koala...

  • Speaker Johnson says he’s going to request Ethics Committee not release Gaetz report

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  • Hey a new thing for Christians and Catholics to argue about!

    "Oh yeah, well ACAB!"

    "NO! Fuck you, ACAB!"

    "yeah, yeah we all know ACAB means you!"

  • Anyone else feel like humanity has too much apathy?

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  • I did, but I don't care anymore.

    ...I'll see myself out. :P

    In all seriousness I just don't know if I have it in me to keep paying attention to a trainwreck that I have no control over. I can only help my local community in some limited manner, anything outside of that all I can do is vote and yell at a "representative" that is bribed to not listen.

  • The Resistance Is Not Coming to Save You. It’s Tuning Out.

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  • Fucking seriously... One asshole even said if Bernie won he'd be put against the wall like having a fucking firing squad aimed at him...

    Anything to keep their millions and millions from decreasing slightly... Even fascism apparently.

  • The Resistance Is Not Coming to Save You. It’s Tuning Out.

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  • "We were really excited for all your money when Trump won! Wahhhh!"