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Asafum

@ Asafum @feddit.nl

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Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.

Looking to make someone laugh.

Self deprecation.

  • Welcome to the Mafia Presidency | That’s a nice business you’ve got there.

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  • Trump's personal DOJ:

  • Redrawing Texas: the Republican plan to stack the decks for the midterms

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  • The map’s staunchest critics called the map “racial gerrymandering”, while the county judge, Tim O’Hare, claimed it was just about politics

    "Hear that SCOTUS? I'm following the rules YOU set! I'm only rigging it for political reasons so we always win! It's not racist at all which makes it totally fine and cool by YOUR standard! Political gerrymandering, denying a majority their say is what we're allowed to do! Yay America!"

    /wrist

  • Zohran Mamdani leads general election poll for NYC mayor

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  • As long as he can claim some "legal" justification for it like claiming Mamdani is a communist and therefore this is an insurrection/takeover of a city that needs to be defended or declare some kind of emergency (that the courts never seem to argue. Energy emergency as we cut methods of gaining energy for example) then I think people will mostly roll over and accept it, since it's "legal."

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  • -2, -3 something like that.

    Grew up poor, got yelled at for using a whole can of tuna for lunch kinda poor. Parents divorced when I was 2 so I never knew what it was like to have 2 people that cared about you in the house. My mother remarried 2 more times and we moved like every 3-4 years so I never developed long friendships, this has continued even as I'm independent throughout my life so I've never known stability. Both stepfathers wished I didn't exist. The first was ok, had his own son with my mom that he treated like you'd expect but completely ignored myself and my older brother. The next guy wouldn't use my name, it was "idiot" "moron" "jerk off" etc. naturally all that made me Totally The Most Confident Person Ever™©®

  • Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

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  • Grok: turn left here buddy.

    User: um... No, there's no turn there.

    Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

  • Zohran Mamdani leads general election poll for NYC mayor

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  • I hate that I'm already depressed about what they're going to do to him or NYC in general...

    I know nothing has happened yet and the election isn't until November, but there isn't a single goddamn thing about this country, especially with the so called leader we have now, that makes me think they will simply allow him to become Mayor. Socialists, Democratic socialists, whatever, simply aren't allowed to hold real positions of power. The entire system is freaking out over the prospect... A single seat in Congress isn't worth causing a mess over, but running "the financial center of the world" and a city that contains the richest people on earth definitely is to them...

    Ether Trump takes over NYC like he's already threatened, they deport him, or the Democrats commit political suicide and get caught sabotaging his election. I have 0 faith that he simply wins and gets to be Mayor.

  • Clyburn praises Newsom as he hits the trail in South Carolina: ‘I feel good about his chances’

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  • Far-right conspiracy theories spread online in aftermath of the Texas floods

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  • That is what they're implying with "deep state working against Trump."

    It's not Republicans and the consequences of their shit actions combined with climate change, no no, it's a bunch of secret government agencies run by baby killing America hating Democrats!!

  • Far-right conspiracy theories spread online in aftermath of the Texas floods

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  • That's the special thing about the deep dish state pizza, they can be secret Democrats working against Trump and theres no proof to ever be had because they're the "secret shadow government!"

    ...they just so happened to also let Republicans win massively and didn't employ any weather modification weapons to help Democrats win... But they're totally Democrats, I swear!

  • RFK Jr. barred registered Democrats from being vaccine advisors, lawsuit says

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  • The Reich wing would be losing their damn mind over this if the roles were reversed....

    Anyone remember the pizza party Republicans threw over a closed door meeting that Republicans were already part of?

  • Supreme Court green-lights Trump’s order for mass firings across federal government

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  • Interview questions:

    "How much do you love God King Emperor Trump our savior?"

    "Which is better: one dead Democrat, many dead Democrats, all of the above?"

    "If asked to violate the law and your own mother at the command of God King Emperor Trump our savior, how quickly would you carry out the order?"

    "On a scale of pure snow, to bleached flour, how white are you?"

    "Hitler did nothing wrong. This isn't actually a question."

  • Paterson calls on leaders to come together to defeat Mamdani in NYC mayoral election

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  • It's what he plans to do that they simply cannot allow to exist in any form. If things like state run grocery stores are successful people are going to start to wonder if other democratic socialist policies could work as well.

    We can't have that here in America, we need a tiny group of capitalists to own everything and charge you extra so they can enjoy being parasites.

  • People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

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  • I appreciate the detailed response! Definitely food for thought.

  • James Gunn, Nathan Fillion and more on MAGA outrage over director saying Superman is an immigrant: ‘I don’t have anything to say to anybody’ spreading hate

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  • Apparently it's "fuck your feelings (only mine matter because I'm special.)"

  • James Gunn, Nathan Fillion and more on MAGA outrage over director saying Superman is an immigrant: ‘I don’t have anything to say to anybody’ spreading hate

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  • Those people usually see him and think "He's just like me!"

  • People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

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  • I tried my hand at HVAC but I absolutely cannot stand not having a schedule, nothing worse than getting home and getting a call that I have to go back out for... that and I live in an overpopulated area so driving in traffic every day was just adding to the stress. I was never more miserable than when working that job. :/

  • People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

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  • Probably not exactly what you meant, but not going to college with my group of friends that did. They went for computer science because they were interested in it and are now doing very well for themselves. I was never that interested in it and am more "hands on" with physical stuff so I didn't feel like I should "waste" the money on that degree and figured I would spend time trying to figure out what I could do.

    I never "found myself" and am currently living in someone's garage making not much money working in a factory that's going to be over 90°F today with 75+% humidity... So in my case the financial mistake was not taking out a loan. :/

  • kid named autograph:

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  • "just hold the fucking meme and no one gets hurt ok!?"

  • Enjoy Americans!

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  • How I celebrate a 3 day weekend: I make it a 4 day weekend lol

    Some people use their vacation time to take a week off at once, I use it to make every 3 day weekend a 4 day weekend lol