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  • They knew how to do this in the 80s. Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, and The Thing for example. All remakes that far surpassed the cheesy originals.

  • This is fucking brutal disrespect of Jimmy Olsen's Blues and I won't have it!

  • X-Men (let's say Evolution because it has one of my favorite versions of Kurt) evolves into a mostly Star Trek future but with mutants, who are now the predominant form of humanity. When you die it's the reformed version of the afterlife from the end of The Good Place.

  • I only discovered sweet potato pie like two years ago, but it's definitely a top contender. It's everything pumpkin pie wishes it could be.

  • The Rufus Wainright version of Hallelujah from Shrek 1 (but the Jeff Buckley and John Cale versions are even better)

  • Lion

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  • Snortable energy powder that's not cocaine?

  • Lion

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  • So... it's diet coke?

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  • I don't remember where I read this recently, but if you have access to their home, inject a slurry of watered-down raw egg into the padded parts of their furniture. It will take a little while before it stinks like rotting shit, and will be impossible to ever clean.

  • And sexy space drow, sexy space orcs, sexy space tieflings if you squint at Andorians hard enough. Bajorans might be halflings, require further research.

  • How did I miss a scene with Ransom's abs and bulge on display?

  • These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I'd rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.

    That's how you get me to watch the Olympics.

  • I mean I'm given to understand they're already fucking each other enough to deplete the condom reserves. Just film it and start handing out medals.

  • Oh, yeah, turquoise is closer to what I was actually thinking. I'm bad with colors, aqua is too bright.

  • Green or blue. Maybe kind of an aqua?

  • Omg, I would fight a dragon for him. Hell, I'd even make an unrehearsed phone call for him.

  • I'm not wholly convinced that a Riker v Mariner fight wouldn't devolve into "klingon-style" sex within 60 seconds.