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  • O'Brien's in trouble, must be Tuesday.

  • I don't generally believe in the paranormal whatsoever, but my dad gave us each a wallet-sized ouija board as a joke before he passed a few months ago ("keep in touch"), so I sent a quick "love you dad" on it, just in case.

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  • I'd be so irrationally worried that some super-tick would survive the flush and crawl back up the pipe for a revenge bite to the ass or balls.

    Fuck, I'm glad I don't live where ticks are a problem.

  • I believe you just re-invented the chariot race.

  • Well it does mean you have to be in eastern Oregon, which is a downside, but otherwise pissing on Idaho is a cherished Oregon pastime.

  • TIL!

  • As a topping. A little paper eating isn't gonna matter at that point.

  • Root beer float, mozzarella sticks, an Arby's beef n' cheddar, and a medium pizza from my favorite local place with the little grease-cup pepperonis, mushrooms, and 12 tabs of acid.

  • As opposed to Lwaxana throwing a horny tantrum about every 6 months or so.

  • Megabonk is like half a gig, great on Deck, pretty addictive, and good for when you only have a short window to play something in.

  • A towel, [the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

    More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

    Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

  • This is just pure unbridled madness. Are you actually claiming GRILLED CHEESE is not a sandwich?!

  • Ask me again tomorrow and I'm sure it'll be different, I can never pick a firm favorite for any media or genre.

    But the one that sprang to my mind this time was Clue. Just a fantastic cast, and far more charming than its source material gives it any right to be.

  • Breaking: Stormtroopers share their most emotionally challenging moments working for the Empire.

  • Usually a story-telling or audio play podcast.

  • ACAC? Is that what the Martians in Mars Attacks were trying to tell us this whole time?

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  • On a vaguely related note, why aren't we making more movies that take a Shakespeare plot and just stuff it in a different setting without trying to hide it? Like 10 Things I Hate about you was Taming of the Shrew.

    Tell me you wouldn't watch Mechbeth.