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  • Torrents still work, though I definitely need to update my tracker list.

  • Warren Buffett disowned his granddaughter for having the temerity to speak with on camera about the family's excessive wealth, with one of the Johnson & Johnson heirs.

  • Shame SAAB went away. No one beat them on longevity. Volvo comes close, but even they don't have hundreds of cars with 2,000,000 miles on the odometer. SAAB hasn't made a car since 2011 and keeps adding cars to the list.

  • 9 years not 11, just seems like a lot longer. Almost 10 at this point I guess.

  • Crossdressing FBEyes

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  • Derail Valley Simulator won't let you drive that exact steam engine, but it simulates Diesel, Steam, and an Electric engine quite satisfactorily. To the point that I can't use the steam engines without blowing them up accidentally.

  • Wouldn't it be MiniPro?

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  • The bottom two together look like Vampire Elton John now, thanks.

  • Are you now announcing your tactics, Pokemon style?

  • Gaslighting some more? Damn you're stupider than MAGA.

    That's literally what they said, pedo protector.

    Your tag is now: Pedo Protecting Gaslighter

  • Not at all what they said. What they said was one party is right wing light, the other is fascist, and due to that we need entirely new parties.

    Try gaslighting somewhere else.

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  • I was a kid at the time, but I'm pretty sure we used kerosene. It was red.

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  • CAVEAT: This does NOT apply to hornets, particularly the ones that boil out of the ground. Run for the fucking hills.

    I've only encountered those fuckers once in my life. They made a giant nest in a rather large sand and gravel pile on my parent's property. After a year or so of them being there, an older cousin of mine had the idea to try to take them out with slingshots. I suggested napalm.

    We compromised. We whipped up a batch of improvised napalm with a bunch of kerosene and a styrofoam cooler, poured that down the main entrance of the hive extremely carefully, and lit it on fire. We then spent the next few hours taking potshots at most of the hornets that tried to flee while on fire. We made certain to kill the queen when she finally emerged, though I don't think she was long for the world anyway. She couldn't fly, and had burning "napalm" covering half of her. We still made sure to throw a large stone on her.

    We did this specifically because everyone in my family is allergic to bee stings, so it was kinda an act of war for them to move into that part of our property.

  • Well I was Gonna eat It so, No Worries.

  • Anecdotal experience here as well, but in the US with public restrooms, the men's room is generally much cleaner looking than the women's room. I'm not going to say that is the actual case. It probably isn't. I will say that every guy in the US seems to act as though the guy that went in before him used his dick like a firehose to strategically cover every single surface in that room with urine. Damn near nothing gets touched, and I could clean a men's room in less than 10 minutes no matter what happened in there, unless it got utterly destroyed with puke or other biohazards.

    The women's room routinely looks like an exorcism just happened in there. I don't know what's going on in there, but there's toilet paper covering EVERY SINGLE surface of that room, there's mysterious multicolored liquids on the floor. There's occasionally what appears to be an extremely bloody mouse. It's not a mouse.

    The long and short of this is that in my experience a public restroom is the IRL version of Minesweeper. Good luck out there.

  • Kyle Cooley always got ya back.

    Edit: Whoops, wrong Kyle, though he'd probably help you as best he could if you were at Taco Ticklers.

    Edit 2: Maybe Kyle is another nominative deterministic name that makes one radical as fuck?

  • I'm a Food Safety Manager with a CCL. Tell. Me. Where. These. Heretics. Live.

    Edit: provided you work at a Food Commissary, or Restaurant.

  • Richard?

    Dick‽