I'm familiar with the meme, I thought the real PW in question was funnier, especially as the user was clearly inebriated when he made it to forget that one.
Someone needs to anonymously send them copies of Timequake by Vonnegut. They only have to read the opening of the first chapter, if I'm remembering the correct Vonnegut book.
I am a retired chef. I can guarantee that I could make the foods you like to eat tasty for all. I mention this because, given the various flags you've mentioned, an actual chef might be a good match for you. Generally speaking we like cooking for other people. The one down side you'll have is that the adage "do not trust a skinny chef," is there for a reason. I'm in decent shape for a chef, but still about 10-20 pounds overweight. It's because we are constantly having to taste the dishes, so monitoring my caloric intake while working is damn near impossible. Doesn't mean I don't spend time in the pool and surfing, just means that I eat really good food frequently.
Find another chef though, I'm not available.
Oh, and just so you know, the not cooking thing isn't just men. I've had to teach every girlfriend I've had, except one, how to cook. Had to ban one of them from my kitchen because she kept scorching my expensive pans.
If you want to go by the letter of the extremely immoral laws that govern our society it would be shoplifting. Calling it that allows people with no empathy to pass judgement and kick a victim of their precious system, while they are down.
It shouldn't be a crime. It should be a crime to starve someone by underpayment of wages.
To be perfectly clear, I care not one whit about legality. It was illegal to harbor Jews, Homosexuals, and Neurodivergent people in Germany in 1937-1945. It is currently illegal in places to give people who are waiting, for hours in the hot sun to vote, water bottles. It is illegal in places to give food to people experiencing homelessness. Not one of those laws has a shred of moral backing.
Not according to computer scientists that have shown that just with the data you would use, they can absolutely gerrymander the districts, and they don't end up square.
That gold hasn't been there since the 70s at least. We moved it all to a less well known location. Trump wasn't involved, or else he would have stolen it all.
This is correct. We don't store the US's gold there. We do store some valuable stuff like the crown jewels of either Denmark or the Netherlands there, but theft from Fort Knox would be all but impossible. I'm not gonna say that Ethan Hunt couldn't do it, but knowing what the security system entails there, it would take an Ethan Hunt, or Jason Borne, to pull it off.
I've worked at at least 3 high end pizzarias. We used a blend of mow moisture mozzarella, and low moisture ricotta in all our pizzas, strombolis and calzones.
Premier Cherdenko. That studio knew what they needed, and got exactly the right man for the job.