First normal shit in 9 years? That's crazy. You wouldn't even remember what normal was after that long. Must've been quite a relief.
A cabin in the woods when there's zombies out there? You'd never sleep! I'd take my chances trying to find a compound.
Every time I see this I think there can't be even more hilarious jokes that follow this same format, but this one is so good.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I'd have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
OMG I just took this picture and scrolled down a bit and saw this post.