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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • AAUnited States

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  • TFW you're australian so you type "AUST" and hit enter but all of a sudden you're wearing lederhosen and yodeling at some mountains.

  • Something's not adding up

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  • I think I feel it

  • Shaun

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  • Very cursed

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  • "I need to sleep desperately

    Brain: "Give it one more hour so it's forty."

    "What? Why?"

    Brain: "You gotta"

  • Shaun

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  • Jeff: That's me, thanks

    Geoff: Thaotts moi, thaonks.

  • Gone but not forgotten

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  • Didn't want to risk him digging out.

  • What would you do to stop a transition to a dictatorship and why?

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  • Damn

  • What would you do to stop a transition to a dictatorship and why?

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  • Resign

  • AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert

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  • Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

  • No one told you when to run...

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  • Sad modem noises.

  • No one told you when to run...

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  • A big rusty secondhand spaceship, with which to run a dinky little trans-lunar scrap and salvage company. My second mate would be a cat.

  • No one told you when to run...

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  • I suffer from catastrophic seasickness

  • Repeatedly punching old men isn't a career, it's a lifestyle choice.

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  • To balance the odds, Carter will be issued a pump action shotgun and 8 rounds of 00 buck.

  • Anon questions our energy sector

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  • Except the retard didn't just burn his house down, he burned thousands of people's houses down in such a way that nobody could ever live there again, and came very close to burning down the whole continent in the same way.

    (I'm still in favour of spicy rock steam)

  • TIL when applying for a British passport online, your identity has to be confirmed by someone who is not a relative, knows you for two years, and has to be from a specific (weird) list of professions.

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  • Were they a good fuck?

  • TIL when applying for a British passport online, your identity has to be confirmed by someone who is not a relative, knows you for two years, and has to be from a specific (weird) list of professions.

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  • But it is required for the thing above.

  • TIL when applying for a British passport online, your identity has to be confirmed by someone who is not a relative, knows you for two years, and has to be from a specific (weird) list of professions.

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  • What's the definition of "Knows you"?

    Like, met several times a year, or the biblical "knows you"?

  • Academic papers yanked after authors found to have used unlicensed software

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  • If you have to ask, you can't afford it

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  • Leave the bottle...