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5parky

@ 5parky @lemmy.world

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  • Which lawyer won?

  • How do you respond to "hey, how are you" when you feel like garbage?

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  • "Let me get back to you on that..."

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  • How long will the world gov would take to notice this issue?

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  • 2 year lifecycle and a 3 year payment plan.

  • Would you press it?

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  • So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie...

  • Can you help me find the right word to describe this annoying person?

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  • I always called them "arrogant for no reason"

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    5parky @lemmy.world

    What's your favorite fake band name?

  • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00's. I don't remember for some reason.

  • Happy Stomp

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  • Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

    Bartender: "why the pause?"

    Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

  • The Supreme Court’s Majority Has Ruled Itself Out of Business

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  • Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

  • What's your superpower?

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  • I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There's a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it's dead, nothing.

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  • So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

  • [crumbles into dust]

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  • You don't know old until you've had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe's settings were different than swotl.exe.

  • What's your version of "I DON'T like it but I do like people who do like it"?

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  • Gimme a stoner any day. Better than trying to talk a roided up jock half way through a bottle of tequila out of punching his nana. I don't consume myself because weed just puts me to sleep. I guess I'm mellow enough.

  • What parody surpassed what it was trying to parody?

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  • Remember when Idiocracy was a farce instead of a documentary?

  • Tim Walz says he and Harris were too ‘safe’ during 2024 presidential campaign

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  • I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!

  • What’s the craziest or most outrageous (maybe even NSFW) incident that led to someone being fired from your workplace?

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  • Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?