We had some diagrams about the sex organs. And an overview of birth control (IUD, condom, etc.). I had it twice. Once in Middle School, and it was a generic overview at best (mostly "for the love of God, don't") and then a more detailed one in high school. I believe they also showed us a woman giving birth.
Older: "Oh, pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness, Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy soul drowns in thy sins... How would you like to see what death is like? "
Newer: "I'll let you suckle my teats if you let me gobble your schlong."
I love that we're literally going back in time. They thought we'd have flying cars and end world hunger, but instead we have to watch our politicians swim in shit water.
I had a girl staple her hand by accident, went to the nurse. We spent the next 30 minutes watching the teacher deal with a kid trying to staple himself on purpose so he could leave too.
He did eventually get to leave, but not because of the staple.
I've never even dated someone, but I've walked with male friends and had someone shout out he was taking one for the team and thanking him for his service. I've also had someone say loudly that they would be embarrassed to be seen with someone like me (fat and ugly). I've had someone stop him and ask if he knew "it" was following him (We were in different sections of a store while I was approaching). I've had people say he must be rich to keep "something like me" fed. I've had friends called "pig fucker" while walking with me. I've had people, when they thought I couldn't hear, praise him for seeing "what's inside." I've had people insinuate that I must be good in bed for anyone to want me. I've been called practice. I have had someone loudly exclaim that "damn, if that's all that's left I'd just be gay."
So, not a "relationship," but friendship. Sorry if that's vending the rules a bit.
Collaboration.
I have never worked at a single company that wanted people talking or collaborating on the work floor, or even when sharing a cubicle, let alone listen to any suggestion us peons had to offer. They keep using it as an excuse for RTO.
I would prefer a new party, but I'm glad that she and Bernie are still out there.