Market wisdom with Baron Von Profit

[a grinning man in an expensive suit, wearing a top hat and a monocle, is speaking]Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show "The Line"Today, we'll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life[a bright green line goes up on a chart]Record profits!Congratulations, your boss is getting richer!This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it[an orange pulse stagnates on a chart]Ew, business is stagnatingThis is not goodLet's fire some people to get shareholders more excited, bye bye![a downwards red line crashes with a chart]Oh no, we're crashing!Well, looks like you're getting laid offSucks to be you[the same green line as before goes up on a chart]Lines are green! The good times are back!Sounds like a perfect time to fire more people, to the chopping block!Cheers to that, 10 million bonus package for the CEO

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