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  • Laziness also generally leads to smarter solutions. Motivated people climbed mountains while lazy people were inventing the helicopter.

  • "It automatically does a facial scan of any household visitors using Palantir's database and knocks the way they would have."

    "Couldn't they just, you know, knock?"

    "Sure, but then how would we track who's visiting you while making you pay the power bill for our surveillance devices?"

  • I'm just going to install a door knocker.

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  • "Then I might be in need of actual medication to address my headaches, sweating and nausea."

  • Someone is doing a speedrun, I see.

  • Thank fucking God.

  • Fucking emoiji's.

  • ...I was by and large really enjoying using VS Code. Well, then. Back to researching alternatives.

  • It's amazing what financial shenanigans one can get away with having become to big to fail, eh?

  • I can't decide whether that's incredibly unfortunate design or not. Depends on the kind of household one is running, I guess.

  • "I'm doing you a favor here, buddy."

  • I'm absolutely certain her looks had no impact on the decision making process.

  • That's awesome!

  • And he's completely correct.

  • Dear God, thank you! This is a great supplement for my list filters.

  • That looks just lovely. Is that sesame seeds sprinkled on the green beans? Also, what's the spices used on the chops? Sumac? A dark paprika perhaps?

    Man, I wish shiitake were more common in my neck of the woods. Best mushrooms ever.

  • That's some hardcore Christian kink right there!

  • And what have we learned?