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  • And a potentially terminal case of assholism.

  • First, my gripe was with the numerological - i.e. superstitious - underpinnings of these kinds of shenanigans, which I think you'll find is taken more seriously in China, and thus your characterization of "people having a little fun" is somewhat misleading. People actually believe in this stuff having actual meaning, you know? They don't (all) think it's just "for fun". Second, notice my wording: "another little sliver" should have made it clear that I don't think this contributes more than a small incremental amount to my final conclusion, hence I obviously do not think the "whole species should die for it (this)."

    In fact, I don't think the whole species should die for anything. You make it sound like I'm advocating for an genocidal extermination campaign or something, as opposed to saying we're often acting in stupid and counter-productive ways that decreases our collective ability to survive, which is what I actually meant. I'm talking about a passive stochastic effect of collective behavior, and not at all limited to this specific instance of it either. It shouldn't be controversial to say the acting foolishly increases the odds of a foolish outcome.

    While I can see how you could get the impression you did, it is the absolutely most uncharitable interpretation of my words. Could you maybe chill out a little bit?

  • I suppose that's one way to interpret what I wrote.

  • He'd best hope the work those hands ends up doing isn't pulling him by the hair to the scaffold.

  • Every day I lose another little sliver of faith that we collectively deserve to survive as a species.

  • Would anybody be around to notice if it was?

  • Not to worry: They'll kill them off for the seventh time, just as adoption has taken off and people have started to rely on them.

    Edit: Love the overly bombastic soundtrack and terrible screen tearing in that ad. Good stuff. /s

  • What could be more appropriate than Italian in the context of pizza of any kind? It is a beautiful language and thus a little Italian is always welcome, whether pizza is involved or not.

  • Since it's home made and I haven't got an oven capable of reaching sufficiently high temperatures (and / or a stone) and since it's for the whole family and consequently done in a pan it's slightly more Chicago than I'd like, even if the aim was New York style.

    Still tasty though, especially as I used actual ham.

  • Oh no! So anyway, I'm having ham and mushroom pizza tonight. It's going to be awesome.

  • Yeah okay. I guess we can make some safe assumptions after all.

  • Accepting the promotion to Captain.

  • It could be many things, I suppose. It could be made of green cheese. I guess we'll see when it's available for independent evaluation.

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  • "Was putting it in the trash yourself too complicated for you, wizard?"

  • It probably speaks to just how thoroughly sick people are, not just of being relentlessly advertised to at every turn, but also measured, weighed, classified, tracked, predicted and primed to consume. Ads (digital ones in particular) are both central to and emblematic of the late-stage capitalistic enshittification of everything, and it pisses people off.

    What I'm saying is that people may get it's a joke just fine, but just don't get what the funny bit about it is supposed to be. Timing and presentation can only do so much to save a joke about something that's fundamentally unamusing to most people.

  • I'm not even sure what his "affordability message" is. "Suck it up, how hard can it be? Besides, ICE needs another 100 billion"?

  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    up here, bro!

  • I read "reevaluating its AI strategy on Windows 11" as "finding a more subtle way to shove that botulistic sausage down their customers throats".