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  • Neuralink

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  • I would, but I think we all know Rob Grant would be the perfect man for the job.

  • they had to resort to standing on a corner with a sign or trying to hand out pamphlets

    Heh. Funny anecdote: Years ago, I was sitting in a small coffee shop down near the end of Enghavevej in central Copenhagen. There was this guy standing on the sidewalk. A good 220-250 kg, massive gut. Worn jeans, big buckled leather belt, sneakers, strained t-shirt and a meshback cap. And yes, you guessed it: Born again American Christian holding a sign, handing out pamphlets.

    Or, rather, he wasn't. It'd be more accurate to say he was holding them. People just looked at him funny and literally walked away, shaking their heads.

    Religion is kind of a private thing up here. I've only ever seen people holding signs at actual demonstrations and pamphlets are usually put down somewhere, so people can pick them up at their leisure. He seemed mighty confused that the culture was different than what he was used to. I doubt he did his cause any favors that day.

  • So, in other words: You could have saved a lot of time by just doing your job yourself.

  • Oh, the irony.

  • Neuralink

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  • It's like CP2077, but somehow worse.

  • "Oo-kay... So why do you look so rough?"

    "It took ages, and in the end I never did manage it. Fries just aren't the same without ketchup."

  • What an elegant visual metaphor.

  • Neuralink

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  • The only unrealistic aspect of this is that no Elon-backed company would actually get it anywhere near right, so we'd just have a lot of techo-yuppies shuffling around bumping into things, while trying to tell everybody (and the nearest wall) how fantastic the taste of Thursday is and randomly replacing words they wanted to say with "Tasla".

    The drooling is going to be a dead giveaway.

  • Enemies

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  • Aww. I've never been validated like that. All I get are amateurish death threats.

  • Oh, for fucks sake! What's next? Humoralistic rebalancing camps? Leeches?

    What the fuck kind of country are you blithering yahoos running over there?

  • ...Oh you sweet summer child.

  • Impressive work and an interesting article, but what I ultimately got from this was "don't buy shit from Amazon".

  • Yeah, but we have a choice as to whether we want to run it or not.

  • Then it's a good thing it's been a very long time since I last had to care about what Microsoft wants me to do with my computers.

  • Doors

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  • If you'd like me to, miss.

  • Doors

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  • I'll unscrew it for you, if that helps.

  • Posting about something that may or may not have been true in the 1240's might invite the wrong sort of response given the rather sensitive contemporaneous context. But you do you.

  • Well, well, well...