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  • So if you average 'meat popsicle' and 'bag of mostly water', would you say that you're a... meatbag?

  • "I'm not touching that. I know precisely where it's been."

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  • Which nobody saw coming. /s

  • "Andrew, can you show me on the doll where King Mierda touched you?"

  • I think most of us can agree that 2025 hasn't been a great year, but I guess it really could have been worse.

  • "Shit! We have to get rid of the evidence!"

    "Yes, but where do we dump it? It's already literally in the environment!"

    "We'll just have to eat it. No wait! Better idea: Make other people eat it!"

  • Did the website of the executive of the US just get hacked and defaced, or is this ludicrous bullshit actually 'official'? Normally, it'd be insane to even think about having to ask that question, but we live in insane times.

    Edit: Since it's still there, I have to assume it's because it's meant to be. America, I need you to sit down and explain to me how and why you're still putting up with this absolutely demented shit. I had - for historical reasons if none other - still a shred of respect left for you as a country. Yeah, that's fucking gone now.

    Kindly unfuck yourselves.

  • It just goes to show that lawmakers can afford all the best drugs to compound their massive congenital defects.

  • "Doing his job competently? That's highly suspicious." -- Microsoft.

  • I'm surprised he was even dimly aware that his cheap Tesla was "around the third mansion somewhere, probably in one of my garages, but who knows? do I look like the kind of poor pleb who can't afford to hire somebody to keep track of his cars for him?"

  • You know, apropos nothing in particular -- about four days before the first Rosgvardiya vehicles busted through the border checkpoints of Ukraine on live CCTV, I was sitting there, telling myself: There's no way they could possibly be that stupid. Make of that what you will.

  • Agreed.

  • I don't disagree with you, but I see no reason to amend my statement.

  • I don't disagree with you. Think about it.

  • Can't really argue against that. Don't want to either.

  • Very interesting, although I'm going to withhold judgment pending some serious peer review.

    Edit: One person doesn't like peer review to be part of the scientific process.

  • Pft. Yeah, because Trump is known for caring so, so much about what's legal. /s

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  • Well, I do have a missing molar serving as an example of why you don't take up a national-level light weight boxing champion on the offer of an unsupervised bare-knuckle spar in a backyard 'just for fun'.

    No, I don't want to talk about the follies of my youth, but thanks for asking.