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  • Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.

  • Ingenious approach to solving problems! From now on, whenever there's a bug in my code, I'll just delete it. Can't have bugs if you haven't got any code. Taps head.

  • Okay, okay. I'll admit it: Occasionally it's 2.3KHz. It depends on what I'm doing with resonant all-pass filters at the time.

  • 1.4KHz.

  • At this point, only vaguely.

  • No, I don't think I will.

  • The other prison, presumably.

  • Of course you did. Or else.

    Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.

  • “In an unjust society the only place for a just man is prison.”

    Henry David Thoreau

  • At least that way I'd get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.

  • Because of course he did.

  • What's going to be their next trick? Launching a service that'll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it's done?

  • It's Oracle: It's not like they deliver value either way.

  • Ah, phew.

  • The eggs come in... a can? What? Why not just, I don't know, buy some eggs?

  • Oh, so now a "culture of misinformation" is suddenly a problem.

    Also, "telling the truth thing" is spoken like a person who've heard of buttered snails once and only tried it once too.

  • Ah, that makes perfect sense.

  • Hmm. I can see why you'd go with baked strawberries when combined with mascarpone, although I'd personally have preferred sugared fresh ones and clotted cream or something. Comparatively unoriginal, I'll admit, but I'm not a fan of the texture of cooked strawberries. But setting my personal tastes aside, it does look gorgeous.

  • Was the headline AI authored?