Edit: The article actually covers this, I made a mistake, but will leave the comment as is as it's not inaccurate.
While a cause for some concern, the article is missing a critical piece of information: how much heavy metals are there? Heavy metals also occur naturally and some concentrations are harmful while others are not.
Amount makes a poison.
They did say the amounts were well below recommendations from the EPA, but I have no idea if the recommendation was made with this volume of drops in mind.
Adult hedgehogs are also safe to pet, but only if they want to.
When I was a kid, I found one in the woods. At first it would ball up or escape when I arrived, but eventually it would fold down the spikes to let me pet it.
It's like sleep is trying to pull you in with whisps of itself like the enticing fingers of a lover. You act coy, trying to keep afloat because the boundary feels... Exquisite. The whisps become more demanding little by little until finally you succumb and let them take you in and it feels like floating though clouds of immaterial boobs.
My wife pricked her finger on a sharp growth as we were entering an old warship at a depth of about 35 meters. I remember the dark green strands coming out of her vividly. It looked very alien, accentuated by the fact the bridge of the old ship was overgrown with sea life, yet it was somehow a distinctly human environment.
In related news, the red square is red, water is wet and the popemobile is an ambulance.
Now what?