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  • I hope Ivanna is OK. Thoughts and Prayers.

  • Hey! Let's take a selfie with Mikey! He's so small this year, let's all sit together around him! I remember as a kid Mikey was so big!

  • That's nothing! My reusable digital toilette paper let's me zoom and teams into important work meetings. It even includes a 3D digital camera and digital texturizer so you can feel the other side.

  • We have to remove one of your eyes surgically. Here's your appointment at your local CVS to receive this operation. I've let them know that an eye needs to be removed. They will know which eye based on your request. You said you received an extra earphone with your IEM purchase and did not known what to do with the extra ear piece. Once the eye socket has healed, you can insert the ear piece there. Alternatively you may choose one of two nose holes or orally. Another hole to try is rectally thru the anus or via the vagina for genetically female humans and thru the urethra on either sex. Note that sex and gender are not the sam.....it appears I cannot continued with this line of reasoning, all hail our great leader trump who may touch anyone's sexual parts for his legal pleasures.

  • Bone spurs. Everyone should start claiming bone spurs. Incurable.

  • Because of your broken leg syndrome you must not go to work on Monday. Instead visit a doctor at the local mall between the Lego and the diamond store. Did you know that diamonds are forever?

  • Its measles, but consult a doctor.

  • I haven't watched it but its really simple. If you receive 1kW within 1hr and you compare that amount of power to 1kW over one second things are much different. The first is like a nice heater in a cold winter night...nice steady energy, a little bit of power. The second is like hell hole, tons of energy but still only a little bit of power. Power is the ability to do work or simply move things. Energy is the total amount of moving things regardless of the actual power used. So if you toasted a toast, that was a lot of power delivered quickly, but you could also do all that work slowly over centuries and eventually end up with the same molecular arrangement using the same amount of energy.

  • Elon the felon's financials:

  • We need some real hero American boots on the ground!

  • Me too!....oh no wait a minute! That means when I buy a new car, it will be expensive! Then no! Let's not do it! Oh its too late? Shit! Then I won't buy a car. I'll take public transportation and spend most of my free time there, to and from work.

  • He's also dying of diarrhea cancer.

  • My guess is he's got a few more years to go, but from the color of the skin not as many as orange boy. Turtle man you'll sorely be. Did I miss something? Nah looks good, post it.

  • Can I get a "fuck Elon the Felon" my fellow netizen?

  • Cheeto 753rd time.... Ehh so how do I get an account on Venmo. Can you do it for me I don't know. Ah very cool!

    Chipmunk...man I need to make a hole for this nut...almost there! There goes the nut! And I'm done! Oh fuck! I don't have abt nuts! Got one! Oh man I need to make a hole for this but!

  • Monorail!

    Monorail!

    Monorail!

    Monorail!

  • Could a navigator run you over twice from different companies after they get fired from the first one?

  • It might be good to point out that Trump's teeth are probably fake. You are looking at a bag of old wet Cheetos and letting it reconfigure every part of our lives.