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  • Yeah just wait for the big one! These are nothing. The big one is coming soon. When we realize p that we're in a recession that will take decades to clear. That's the big one.

  • The North Koreans are always showing off with their nukes. 1up them!

  • What moves MTG forward is that little Jesus cross. It wants to fly away from her herpes skin grafts. If it could talk it would say "the power of Chris compels! Chris where you at buddy! Take me off her neck!" I don't known how Chris is, autocorrect put that on there.

  • Gaza has a ton. ruzzia too.

  • With teeth like that you don't even need an opener. You just stick it in between there, give it a twist and pop! You got refreshing cold beer!

  • Carlos is only 4'5"!

  • Loved automobiles with 4 wheels? Chinese cars have 13! In your face suckers!

  • ICE....but mah job!

  • The healthy power of asbestos crystals in your toothpaste will remove any stubborn bacteria that HCL or Sulfuric acids can't remove! HSO4! Really! One brushing and you'll have a permanent smile in no time! ....some people may not have a permanent smile depending in rigor mortis.

  • From Cancun, you can say so many things!

  • Lol he wants you to trust him, he can bring the money back! All 12 trillion!.... That the entire country made in 4 years together, slowly....

    As a demo, let me show you how I can control our household's income (the markets) I have full control and you shouldn't worry about it. We start small to demonstrate how I do have full control. I can totally remove money! From this car flying down the highway, I just open the window and toss the money out! I can do it from this bike! Look see? It's friday pay day! I got the money back! OK let's go big. Here's all the and we're on this large airplane! Let me show you how its done! You simply open this window... Watch it all fly away!

    Okay let me show you how I can bring it all back.... Just sit back and wait for the check. When you're famous they let you do it! Wait for it! Hey it Friday! No check? Oh...we get paid every other Friday! And we're waiting!.. Friday again! But this is a holiday! We'll have to wait two more Fridays, you'll see. Its coming back!..... Hi, I need a ticket to Antarctica, i'm told there's only penguins there! One way please, and hurry!

  • Thanks! I just like the feeling of the microcrystalline structure solving and re condensing with new orientation that prevent my gender planes from dislocating on all sorts of cleavage directions.

  • If you crush me, then reheat me to just below my melting point, then quench me back then crush me some more, my microgender structure gets stretched and tensed with smaller and smaller grains. I become harder and harder until my yield strength is equal to my ultimate strength. Deep down I'm still the same alloy but heat treated.

  • No worries not Nintendo! I don't like you so I wasn't gonna buy one due to all the lawsuits.

  • As in...you need to be blonde to not be carried away to a gulag in Guantanamo.

  • Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It's got the balls, don't squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

  • Remember to go meet a Republican specifically when you're really sick and contagious. It's not a problem for them because they get enough vitamin A.

  • Oh cheer up republicans! In 60 years there'll be more idiots who might vote for you. Unless they ever ask any old person why they're homeless.

  • Hey, I'm really young and talented! I would hope to one day meet an awesome playmate like Lulu Chu. She is awesome like Tera Patrick but in a more docile.... Oh my wife said no. Sorry Lulu! Maybe pen pals? I'll check with my wife.