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the baddest Catholic housewife inna world 🎶CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN. GO AND FIND YOUR DAD 🎶

  • Why does Kirk have skin grafts?

  • No, not the planet of hauntingly cheekbony women...and drugs?

  • That poor kid would have better off on that planet where they kidnapped kids to raise after poisoning themselves with their own power plant radiation.

  • I'll start the struggle session: painted condoms stretched over plastic rings?

  • Oh, yes, line up 3 countries without any extradition agreements with the country in which I operate. It won't be enough to stop Janeway.

  • Oh, absolutely.

  • It will be hard to program the cleaner bots. Do we tell them to just go around? Vaporize the, uh, organics and replace the carpet?

  • Can we talk about the earrings of the fetching wench on the left?

  • Sorry about your skin screaming for shelter. ;) Aloe vera does little, only ibuprofen and sweet, sweet darkness helps.

  • Only human can initiate Rickroll, that's the real Turing test.

  • Star Trek 4: Sand Gets In Your Eyes

  • Please make more, I've moved from using models to generate art to just despising it all and deleting it all. Makes my soul itch.

  • This guy gets it. In every way. :::guitar riff:::

  • Aww that was the only character that mattered to me.

  • Rehydrate and reset for tonight!

  • Cuz he studies The Bard

  • Ahah instant classic. That will be ripped off without attribution in... :::checks TNG novelty watch with glitter liquid inside the bezel:::

  • This makes me think of Kodos' daughter in that Shakespeare episode. Kirk is attracted, but also trying to draw information from her about her mysterious father, like is she "crazy sexy" or "crazy crazy"? Will his powerful libido win out? Next time....on Star Trek! : :::weeeooow wailing theme::

  • It's called Risa for a reason, baby.