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  • What future? We have a century at max before the planet can no longer support whatever life is left on it.

    Global heating is not slowing dowm amy time soon, we're literally predicted to have a double blue ocean event this september. Ice reflects the sun, ocean water doesn't. With no ice and increasing amounts of carbon dioxide in the oceans and atmosphere, there will be more and more heating and less and less oxygen as the phytoplankton die.

    Arable land is what food grows in. It's depleting fast and feeding billions of people without fertile soil to grow food, is impossible. And crops need a stable climate and temperate weather, which we are also rapidly running out of, what with the all the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and +4 by 2050 predictions.

    Let the people who think god and racism will save them have 10 kids each, who cares at this point. They're accelerating the carbon in the atmostphere and resource depletion massively, and any of them left after the first few waves of global famines and droughts can enjoy their shitty hellworld with expired canned food till the oxygen runs out and atmosphere heats beyond viable levels for life.

    But people who know praying can't change reality, having kids because they think their baby could be the chosen one who can defy physics and magically cure the world while bringing about a perfect communist utopia... lmao that's just fucking delusional.

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  • You going to explain this to your kids?

    That because you are just an animal and can't control yourself, you forced them into existence, even though you knew how bad things were going to be?

    That it's not your fault (because you are just an animal who can't go against your basic instinct to procreate and aren't capable of self control) that bringing them into this world sped up man made climate collapse and resource depletion, cutting their lives even shorter and making them more brutal?

    That you were aware of the imminant food, water and oxygen shortages; +4c climate, catastrophic weather, global fascism, billionaires, ww3, and the predicted human casualties from all this being in the billions; all set to happen within your offsprings lifetime, and yet you still had them because you are an animal who can't control their urges?

    Procreation is hubris, cruelty and arrogance, and you personally at this point don't even have ignorance as an excuse.

  • Unless this is your job and you're planning to go back to reddit, we're not expats.

    Or is this a dog whistle?

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  • This is a direct copy and paste of a comment I posted yesterday as I'm too tired to retype it in different words.


    Just keep in mind that you're planning on bringing a child into a world where 90% of the planets arable land will be depleted by 2050, global fresh water demand will exceed supply by 40% by 2030 and 7 of 9 planetary boundaries have now been breached, so within the next 25 years billions of people will die in massive droughts and famines, and the oceans will be so acidic that the phytoplankton that produce 50 to 80% of the worlds oxygen won't survive.

    Oh and there's a chance for a double Blue Ocean Event this year too.


    It's very hard not to be a misanthrope when this is the world humanity has created for itself.

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  • Replace the slobbering with visions of climate collapse and resource depletion making the near future an apocalyptuc wasteland, and that's basically my reaction to every baby announcment.

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  • This quote; in context with the various ways the comic strip can be interpreted alongside basically all of modern history, is far funnier than it has any right to be.

    If I stop laughing I'm going to start crying though.

  • Just keep in mind that you're planning on bringing a child into a world where 90% of the planets arable land will be depleted by 2050, global fresh water demand will exceed supply by 40% by 2030 and 7 of 9 planetary boundaries have now been breached, so within the next 25 years billions of people will die in massive droughts and famines, and the oceans will be so acidic that the phytoplankton that produce 50 to 80% of the worlds oxygen won't survive.

    Oh and there's a chance for a double Blue Ocean Event this year too.

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  • We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

  • Also you can make really good fried rice in like 30 mins by frying the raw grains (in oil) till they brown and smell toasty before you add the water to boil and steam it the rest of the way cooked.

    1:2 rice:water fry for 10 mims, boil for 10 mins, kill the heat and steam for 10 mins, et voilla, perfect fresh fried rice.

    (Stir in the add ins and other flavour stuff once it's finished steaming, they'll burn or get mushy, bland and weird if you add them to the oil or the water.)

  • Mushrooms help with ego death, if you ever need to come to terms with dying

  • Yes. I've met enough people and seen enough things. It's not going to get better.

    Also we're rapidly heading towards a future without topsoil, fresh water and breathable air. Oh and resource wars/ww3. Good times right?

    United Nations: 90% of Earth’s topsoil at risk of depletion by 2050

    World Economic Forum: Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030, experts warn

    Stockholm University: Seven of nine planetary boundaries now breached

    Hopefully cancer or something gets me before shit gets really bad in my area.

  • Teleporter malfunction

  • The prostate massage or the DNR?

  • Is that a real thing or is this an abstract comedy bit?

  • They were scientologists, right?

  • For a long time I was in the first image result if 'London goth' was typed into google.