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Don't take me too seriously - I sure don't

  • Well, they either need to tuck or prepare to look indecent. I can confirm leggings are way less stressful to wear post-dickectomy.

  • Can't let the commoners know we're spending fucking billions of their dollars every week, after all.

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  • Good morning sunshine! This community is for questions though, so this post might not stick around for long.

  • A relationship can only work if everyone is getting out of it what they need.

    It's basically just a simple reminder to be attentive and care, but it's stuck with me. Most of my friends and my husband have been a part of my life for over twenty years now, so I think it works.

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  • They served overseas, and I know they've killed multiple people. I didn't ask for more details.

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  • I know someone who's a veteran, so yeah.

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  • I cry all the time for basically no reason. It was most likely last week.

  • I do rapid backflips the whole shower to make sure I'm getting washed all over.

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  • Depends on which way you're laying on the bed

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  • I have no qualms blocking someone if they're particularly vile, but I prefer not to block. I have like 7ish people total blocked.

  • The Vincent Black Shadow. They only put out a couple albums, but they were absolutely fantastic.

  • I'm actually pretty confident I'm in a time loop at this point

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  • Going five hours without pain meds the day after my total dickectomy has to be up there. I remember crying a lot by the time the nurse came in.

    Still worth, but damn that sucked.

  • I don't own a TV anymore, I just don't really care about shows and I rarely watch movies.

  • That sounds so hard for you.

  • I can, I'm just way more moderate with it lol

  • So I was visiting a friend while he was house sitting, and we were drinking tequila and playing magic the gathering. After a bit I busted out my meme unicorn deck. For the whole match, every time I played a unicorn I yelled "unicorn!" and took a shot of tequila. After one of these, I immediately said "well shit", marched into the bathroom and promptly threw up. Apparently the abruptness was funny as hell, and I haven't lived it down since.

  • The more the merrier! Glad you're here :)

  • Oh noooooo! Oh I cringed, that sounds so painful