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  • Oh boy, surely a cheerful and not at all terrifying tale!

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  • After they hug too many times, the girl hamster starts to get a bigger belly and then tells the boy hamster to go away. Since the boy hamster can't go anywhere, the girl hamster eats his face while you're at school. The end.

  • Oh boy, surely a cheerful and not at all terrifying tale!

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  • Kids going to watch the bunny movie and instead learning what happens when you accidentally put male and female hamsters in the same cage.

  • Transcript: Trump Voters Suddenly Shocked at How Badly He Screwed Them

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  • If current solutions continue, they'll dispose of all the food before they'll consider using it to feed the poor.

  • Colorado Springs artist denies trying to distort Trump in portrait

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  • She should sue him for defamation and damages

  • NJ Rep Mikie Sherill introduces bill to drug test DOGE and MUSK | (H.R. 2578)

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  • Yes, but there needs to be a baseline on how much welfare they receive. Let's say a modest million per year

  • Democrats Win Wisconsin High Court Race Despite Musk Cash

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  • Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that's the goal, then I'm happy to let him keep it all.

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  • If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

    Huh... Recent context has really ruined jokes like this...

  • Trump demands ‘terrorists’ who vandalized his golf course be ‘treated harshly’

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  • Wait 'til you hear what they've been doing to paper!

  • Vance tells Greenlanders they'd be better off being part of the United States

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  • Americans tell Vance he'd be better as a boat anchor

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  • Don't forget about starving the poor so that they'll send their kids to the mines

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  • If working families like yours will pay the price, we'll pay the price. And up and up until someone with "fuck you" money tells us to fuck ourselves.

  • Top Senate Republican Protests Trump Bid to Withhold Spending

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  • "Wah, I killed democracy and now no one is left to protect me."

    Fix this fucking mess and then go fuck off in a bog or something, you goddamn snake

  • Oi kurwa

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  • I didn't realize how hot history is! Got any stories about goats or oddly-colored waffles???

  • Columbia Student Hunted by ICE Sues to Prevent Deportation

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  • Why are you quoting some of my Israeli family?

  • Oi kurwa

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  • You're absolutely right to question me, my apologies!

    To make a muffin, start by trying to make pancakes and then do it wrong.

  • Oi kurwa

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  • Yes, happy to help!

    You will need flour, sugar, milk, eggs, butter, blueberries, a sacrificial lamb, and a spawn of Satan.

    Take the wet ingredients and mix vigorously and then add the dry until you get a soupy, lumpy paste. Rub this all over your body and then go outside to yell at your neighbors and their children. Then, hang out with Satan's spawn and your new pet goat.

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  • Hey, I'm looking for reflections of imperialist propaganda, imported and spread through some specific American folly. Can you think of any comedy subgenres that might fit this description?

  • Trump administration asks Supreme Court to halt judge's order to rehire probationary federal workers

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  • A bag of rotting severed penises is worth far more than that excuse of a human

  • ‘Insecure baby’: Trump draws ridicule after throwing fit over Colorado capitol portrait

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  • I mean, it's NSFW even without the dick-nose