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The Bard in Green

@ thebardingreen @lemmy.starlightkel.xyz

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  • Technology Consultant.
  • Software Developer.
  • Musician.
  • Burner.
  • Game Master.
  • Non-theistic Pagan.
  • Cishet White Male Feminist.
  • Father.
  • Fountain Maker.
  • Aquarium Builder.
  • Hamster Daddy.
  • Resident of Colorado.
  • Anti-Capitalist.
  • Hackerspace Regular.
  • Traveler of the American West.

  • Dear Kevin

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  • Having worked with a bunch of Boomer and older Gen X EEs, it is a fucking misogynistic boys club of white ass old men with undiagnosed autism. I have never heard so many racist and sexist jokes in the workplace (except when I worked in VC, and those guys were JUST sexist).

    So this surprises me not at all (in fact, I think I've heard it before, but as "Black Boys * * *").

  • Save the planet

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  • Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  • Jeri Ryan can slip into my DMs anytime

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  • Even a broken Berman is right twice a season.

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  • I always thought it was a "Dandy Lion," like a fancy Victorian gentleman lion.

    Also

    "Uhuhuh... you thaid blow balls."

    "Yeah! Heheh! Yeah!"

  • Wizardry

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  • This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

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  • Not futa enough.

  • Your help needed: PhD research on why people choose to self-host

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  • Many of my self hosted solutions are just DIY cludges. I was talking to a friend of a friend on Saturday about media streaming and he told me all about his Jellyfin setup and then asked about mine and I was just like "I just store MP4s on an SSHFS drive and play them in VLC on my TV (which runs Linux Mint)." When the survey asked about the various types of software I was like "No... I don't use anything like that... wait... yes I do! I just don't use a prebuilt solution!"

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    Vibe Coders might be serious, but I cannot take them seriously, especially when they say "It is a must-have skill".

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  • Capitalism has entered the chat.

  • Playing in a fever dream near you

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  • Data has scanned everywhere,

    Searching for a sign.

    And there within the warp core,

    Is the answer to a never ending time loop!

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  • Know people that worked with him, can confirm.

    "Move fast and break things" Startup mindset is dangerous when taking your customers into potentially hostile environments. If only Michael Crichton had warned us about that decades ago.

  • Your matriarch was a tribble, and your patriarch reeked of failed Synthehol fermentation

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  • Now Lt. Warf, Tasha and I jump out of the targ, taking them totally by surprise!

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  • I knew that.

    They also thrive on incest, and love to breed with their own parents and siblings.

    Bedbugs are already just super gross, but the more you learn about their biology the more gross they become.

  • Why does Lemmy use "@" instead of ":" like Matrix does?

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  • Because Lemmy is like social media and Matrix is like Slack and Discord and they both followed the conventions of their predecessors. You're welcome to go take it up with the devs on Lemmy.ml.

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  • That's what you get for going warp 10.

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  • Life... Uh...

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  • Weird mathematical fact about that,

    That works out to almost exactly every person on Earth killing exactly one animal every day.

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  • Iä! Hail to the Star Spawn!

    Iä! Hail to the children of the slumbering great one!

  • The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”

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  • I hear you can pay for this kind of thing in Thailand.

  • Most programmers just google it anyway

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  • Can confirm. AI is worse than useless for embedded systems.

    I was working with Yocto on a very specialized xilinx chip. I had chatGPT makeup a chapter that didn't exist (in a manual that did), reference non-existent paragraphs from said chapter, and then argue with me quite confidently that that chapter was real and the information it was giving me was accurate.