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The Bard in Green

@ thebardingreen @lemmy.starlightkel.xyz

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  • Technology Consultant.
  • Software Developer.
  • Musician.
  • Burner.
  • Game Master.
  • Non-theistic Pagan.
  • Cishet White Male Feminist.
  • Father.
  • Fountain Maker.
  • Aquarium Builder.
  • Hamster Daddy.
  • Resident of Colorado.
  • Anti-Capitalist.
  • Hackerspace Regular.
  • Traveler of the American West.

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  • Sure, but it's subjective. Like I'm Kantian in my interactions with LLMs for that exact reason. But I don't expect anyone else to be.

    I think the Kantian view can be viewed as "Good advice, but it's still a personal decision" and we shouldn't get judgy at people for the choices they make that don't affect us when we don't have the full context of their life situation. Especially when it comes to sexuality and kinks. What you do with your p-zombie in the privacy of your own bedroom is actually none of my business at the end of the day.

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  • Chewbacca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us.

    RAWRGWAWGGR

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  • "I want to pollinate you and cover you in pine cones," he whispered and she felt her sap run hot with desire. She shivered from more than the cool spring wind on her bark. His needles moved against hers in the breeze, tickling and prickling her deliciously and she could tell his wood was knotted and hard as his sticky sap dripped from it. She craved to feel him against her, branches and bark and overwhelming passion. And then she felt it, the microspores of his grainy discharge, carrying his potent gametophytes, exploded into her, settling among her needles. Her bark tingled with exquisite, syngamic release as her branches quivered in the cool spring wind and deep inside her ovules she felt his gametes fuse with hers. "Yes," she whispered in the wind. "Take me! Fertilize me! Give me your nuts!"

    "You know I'm your half brother," he whispered as she shuddered in climax. "I don't care," she whispered back. "That makes it hotter."

  • How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner - annie's blog

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  • Too real.

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  • My son and I have been watching the new season of Wednesday, and I could not help but read this comment in Jenna Ortega's voice.

  • What is the easiest way to have a self hosted git server?

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  • Second Forgejo. Easiest deploy I've ever done.

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  • "Hentai Mommy boobs" is the technical term for those.

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  • "I don't vibe with the sea and skibidi ships are so Ohio."

    ~Charlotte Darwin.

  • You're Welcome, Grandma!

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  • My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.

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  • Simulation reveals possible miracle cancer curing drug could allow information to travel faster than the speed of light,

    (in simulated mice)

  • Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?

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  • Yeah! Postgres is great!

    • Mutters something under his breath about MariaDB.

  • Vibe coding is great for MVP's

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  • My experience working with a vibe coder hired by one of our clients is actually that's it great for MAXIMUM VP, as in a viable product made up of just under 40k lines of typescript, plus 90+ Node libraries for an app that amounts to a login page, a Square payment gateway and a user settings page (it's seriously just a signup page for a coastguard and weather alerts service that the rest of our team built in Python and Rust). It crashes if it can't talk to a database server that hosts no actual databases. It crashes if it doesn't have the Square API secrets as envars, but the LLM also hard coded them into the API calls. It actually crashes if you try to run it any way other than "npm run dev" (so I srsly set up a service that runs it as npm run dev, as the ubuntu user).

  • Well I've got a new Tamarian phrase

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  • Honestly reads like they let an LLM caption a picture with no human oversight.

  • I finally started Strange New Worlds, and it's great but it has one major problem.

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  • Crossover anomaly detected

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  • Take off every sphere for great justice!

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  • I think Tesla. I want to ask him about a bunch of the rumors and conspiracy theories about him. I'm sure almost all of them are bogus, but I'd love to know.

    My son picked Einstein. He's curious what his last words were.

  • the myth of the good tech giant

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  • The way laws and bylaws describe the jobs of CEOs and CFOs, the most qualified people to do those jobs are sociopaths. Empathy is practically a disqualifying personality trait.

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    • Runs off to make a captcha that uses lioconcha hieroglyphica.
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  • I am forced to admit that I knew that.

    But my partner of 8 years has DID.