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theangryseal

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  • It’s just like anything else honestly.

    I have a cousin with a sometimes stiff button for a penis a he has never dated below a 10.

    His wife is gorgeous and his kids are beautiful. Been married almost 20 years and had multiple flings before that, as well as girls going batshit insane over him all his life despite an entire small town seeing his shorts come off at the local pool.

    I told the guys on the Reddit small wiener community about this ages ago and they told me to go to hell and that life was miserable and I didn’t understand and was making it up. Well, I might not understand personally, but I’m definitely not making it up.

    Women don’t give a damn, not really. Your bros might give you shit, but most women don’t care.

    Some do. Some don’t like guys who eat Cheetos and want a dude who eats healthy and works out. Oh well. She ain’t the one.

    Don’t stress.

    You know what made life so easy with the women for my cousin? You can see his confidence a mile away. He’s brilliant and he knows it. So are you. Know it.

  • Plex now want to SELL your personal data

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  • Yeah, and there are decent ways to do that, which many successful companies and individuals manage to pull off every day.

    I have no horse in this race because I don’t use any of this stuff, but I despise the direction everything is going.

    Human parasites are never happy with being well fed it seems. They aren’t happy unless they gorge until they get fat and explode, or they’re so greedy they end up killing their host.

  • NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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  • I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

    I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

    I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

    I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

    I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • :p Some folks want that dick anyway haha, so don’t worry about it.

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • Damn, man. That really sucks.

    That’s really depressing.

    I always figured we’d go down this road, and in a bout of psychosis when I was younger I even lost my head over it and we really are there now.

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • As a parent, I didn’t want to mess my kids up and make them feel shame about natural things. I don’t know what the right way is, but I have tried to avoid that.

    I have enough kids that I know some don’t do it early, some do.

    My approach has been, “hey, that’s a private thing and no one here wants to be a part of it. Go to your room and shut your door.”

    I have no idea if that’s right, and because of my own issues it doesn’t feel right, but that’s been my approach. I try to think about it logically and reasonably despite having to fight the feelings. My instinct was to say, “HEY! CUT IT OUT, THAT’S NASTY!!” All that did for me was give me an association with “nasty” and those feelings and all I had was my mind, and oh boy I wish I could erase the memory of the things I thought about as a kid.

    My daughter is 16, and she’s overly open with me to a level that makes me uncomfortable because she isn’t ashamed of herself.

    I also know that she will be healthy when she’s active because she feels comfortable talking to me.

    She broke up with a girlfriend for pressuring her, and she told her boyfriend that she understands why he wants to do that and why he thinks about it, but she isn’t ready and if he can’t handle that he can go find a girlfriend who is on his level about it.

    With my parents, you did not discuss such things. It was totally forbidden. As a result I had unprotected sex with multiple partners by the time I was 18 and I started when I was 13, started fooling around at about 9. I had some real weirdo adults in my life and I never talked to my parents about it because the thought of them knowing something so shameful about me was too heavy.

    I had my first child at 16 years old. I do not believe that would have happened if I had access to education and I could have talked to my parents without feeling shame.

    It feels like I’m going against my very nature when my daughter talks to me about things, but I grit my teeth and bare it, and she’s in a much safer and healthier place than I was at her age. She laughs and me because I blush and can barely look at her when she brings it up.

    Maybe I’m doing one thing right in a sea of things I’m definitely getting wrong haha.

    I believe we should feel shame about some things and that’s why we have to contend with it in the first place. We shouldn’t be ashamed of natural things though.

    We’re here because of a long line of creatures and people banging. I don’t know why we freak out about it so bad.

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • Knowing is one thing, being caught cock in hand is another. :p

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • It was always there. ;)

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • I don’t understand how these kids get caught. They gotta be really slow or something.

    I was caught 0 times as a teenager. My mom never found my porn.

    My brother was caught a few times. My cousin was caught in the damn car on a family vacation with OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CAR just yanking his noodle under a blanket.

    I was so cautious as a kid. I guess because I was caught and thoroughly shamed when I was about 4 years old. Maybe that’s why I never got caught when I was old enough for it to matter. That shame gave me a lifelong lesson.

    I had a motion detecting toy dinosaur at the bottom of the stairs. When someone approached the stairs it would go, “raaaaaawr, raaaaaawr” and I’d be sitting at the foot of the bed reading a book by the time someone got upstairs.

    If they suspected anything, didn’t matter. I was reading.

    When I got high speed internet (as it was called in those days) I threw out the tapes and magazines. I had a separate hard drive I’d plug into my computer juuuuuust in case, and since I was always messing with and tearing into my computer, my mom never found anything. That drive had Linux, my mom was scared of Linux.

    Now that I think about it, holy shit they fucked me up haha.

    When they caught me as a little guy my mom said, “oh shamy, shamy.” And my dad said, “you keep messing with that thing and it’ll fall off and you’ll turn into a girl.” They spent the whole day giving me that, “oh you shameful creature” look.

    Haha, man. Wow.

    Yeah, maybe my people just messed me up.

  • Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

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  • Tragedaigh Qristofer Shaughn Beighns

    Please. It’s beautiful!

  • Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US

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  • Look at this. I have the onnly Tim Apple gifted, solid gold iPhone with a diamond oh-lit screen. Look at this, isn’t it beautiful? It’s so beautiful. Me-lah-nee-uh is jealous.

    This and the solid gold Tim Apple laptop cah-puter were gifted to the department of defense. A bunch of sad losers and suckers are crying because they don’t have one.

    It is to be handed over to the Trump… presinential lie-berry when the new one comes, which I’ll get first by the way. Nobody else has even seen one.

    Thank you Tim Apple from Apple Cah-puter. Building in Uh-mare-icuh.

  • Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US

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  • It’s what I’d do if I were an ambitious, resource hoarding, ass pimple billionaire.

    It’s obvious the way to Trump’s heart is to tell him he’s pretty and give him something .

  • 'Call This What It Is—Theft': Republicans Approve Largest Medicaid, SNAP Cuts in US History

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  • Yep. Now protesters are being deported. I believe that everyone who sat this out over that issue has blood on their hands and I don’t care if it hurts their feelings to hear it.

    We went from having a chance to having no chance.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy0ngd11yzo.amp

    Their inaction isn’t entirely the reason, but a lot more people are going to be suffering than otherwise would have, all around the world.

    The cuts to medical aid around the world, children going hungry, etc. Who knows, we might even get another pandemic. Wouldn’t that be rad?!

    And you’re goddamn right. They ate propaganda and now get to feel good about doing nothing in their own minds.

  • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • I’ve been saying for about 5 years, maybe better, that she is the person I am most excited to vote for as president of the United States one day.

    I don’t even have another name in mind.

    I will be as happy to vote for her as I was for Sanders in the primaries, twice. I legit can’t wait.

  • Grok’s “white genocide” obsession came from “unauthorized” prompt edit, xAI says

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  • Heeeey a link!

    You’re the best. I loved that.

  • Grok’s “white genocide” obsession came from “unauthorized” prompt edit, xAI says

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  • My experience with psychedelics (enjoyed with others) is that what you experience relates directly to you the person.

    For me, I was already terribly empathetic and I became crippled with empathy, incapable of any move in any direction that didn’t benefit everyone.

    Ego death doesn’t happen for everyone. Some egos are too big to kill and grow even larger.

    That is my anecdotal experience. I knew someone who went from huge ego to an ego to end all egos.

    He woke up the next day convinced that the world needed him.

    I’ve never done ketamine though.

    LSD, DMT, and mushrooms. That’s it for me.

  • Grok’s “white genocide” obsession came from “unauthorized” prompt edit, xAI says

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  • Don’t know the reference but I’m sure it’s awesome. :p

  • Japan moves to ban Google, Apple from blocking app store competitors

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  • They do make games for phones though. I haven’t heard of any in a while but I remember some dust being kicked up about Mario coming to smartphones about a decade ago.

    I’m on my phone now actually. Let me look.

    Yep.

  • What is the point of you anymore, fast food?

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  • It’s a bummer.

    Like, all around.

    When I was a kid, going to town was an event. We’d head down to the local hardware store which stocked NES and SNES games for us kids, had a section for toys and everything. Nothing fancy, just water guns and action figures. My mom actually talked the guy into stocking Nintendo games so we didn’t have to travel two towns over to get them. We’d leave there and my mom would take us to Speedy’s for a haircut. (They recently tore his old building down. I hated to see it). Then we’d walk down to the fabric shop so my mom could buy some stuff to make curtains and things. Once we were done there we’d go down to the little grocery store, the owner always gave me and my brother a lollipop and a dollar bill. Then we’d go from place to place browsing and window shopping.

    Walmart ended all of that when it came to my town. People fought it for a long time and finally compromised and let them build on the highway.

    I liked capitalism before it got like this. When people owned their towns and local businesses.